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“Look out!” one of the citizens shouted, pointing down the road. “It’s a bathroom!”

This has been Out of Context Theatre. Have a pleasant evening.

This is for the original fiction, but eh, I can still add some funny quips here and there. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well, time to head on over to her brother’s place. She could already see light pouring from his window as she walked. She stopped in front of the door.

“Come in, Lis. We heard your footsteps out there already.”

Oh come on, she didn’t walk that loudly.

Name: Michael Weaver
Codename: Mist
Age: 39
Role: Infantry, Scout

Michael enlisted into ShadowWatch near the beginning of the war on Scenario 13, he was 19 when he went in for a mission to raid Ethers compound, and it's where he met Jason, Gabriel and Viktor, he's the youngest member of Task Force 115, he's armed with a Scorpion EVO and Glock 18.

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So a year or two ago I said in a blog that I would change my short bio every week, and I actually kept pretty close to that for a long time (if anybody noticed). But some of you (maybe) may have noticed that my current one ("I'm a linguist. I like ambiguity more than most people.") has been up for much longer than that.

This isn't so much out of laziness as simply not wanting to take down what is clearly my perfect short bio. I can't replace perfection like day-old bakery stock!

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Turns out context can be very important in avoiding embarrassing situations. In other words not animeish.

For example...

Sounds bad right? But I really was in response to this...

"These baby-smashing hammers are great!" - Jake the dog

[11:00:20 AM] Xjuggernaughtx: THERE! Now that was a good episode!
[11:53:13 AM] Steel Resolve: Well of course
[11:54:42 AM] Xjuggernaughtx: That’s what I want out of MLP. Nice, low-stakes slice of life stuff, with an epic-ish opener, maybe mid-season, then finale. This is how I like my MLP.
[11:55:16 AM] Xjuggernaughtx: A story that fits well within its timeframe.

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1. At no point in this animation process, did anyone ask "You think this might be taken out of context at all?"

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Hey!

Wake up!

Minecraft got updated. You're about to be next!

As you all know I am active on a couple of Discord servers.

Those of you that don’t, well, you do now.

Last night, an idea was birthed that took root and -depending on your point of view - was either genius or horror.

It started with these pictures

And the comment “we can be like identical twinsies!”

It devolved from there.

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Lisa, sadly, has to abandon her oatmeal.

Kids reading From Savage to Civil, if there are any- Awwww poor Timber looks sad. I don't like it when he's sad.

Teen/Adults reading From Savage to Civil- A colt only about ten years old is beginning to realize that everything he thought was for his entire short life was a lie.

Dang.

Lisa stood up, letting out a heavy sigh. New day, new things to do. She walked to the door and opened it.

“Took you long enough,” Timothy snickered. “I was thinking just now that I might have to barge in on you again.” He paused, looking over his sister. “…Actually, before we meet up with Sam, do you wanna head over to town hall and clean yourself up a bit? Grab some breakfast or something? You look like crap.”

Wow. Way to keep it subtle.

God, these revisions are fun. Make sure to check out the revised versions of Chapters 8-11, as well as the next three in Chapters 12-14 in the coming week. I plan on having these done within 10 days, so we can get back to the current adventure.

On the real, these revisions are tanking my sleep. Jeez, it's like over a thousand, two thousand words added on, more context being put in because it makes sense! And with rereading the early comments of this book, dang...yeah it was bad.

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This blog addresses some questions that may be asked about the Equestrian Event.

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[11:19:01 AM] TGM: pls no, they have done nothing wrong
[11:19:05 AM] TGM: they are young and innocent
[11:19:17 AM] Majin Syeekoh: Then they're perfect to abuse
[11:19:42 AM] Majin Syeekoh: Nothing like the young and innocent to corrupt

What a monster

So... This has been a project that was asleep for a long time. At least a year, because I remember starting to write it after December 2018, during a time that was not really fun for me. It was first supposed to be called "It follows me", but I felt it was just right to call it "It's just me". I abandoned the story when I felt better, until January. I finally got the courage to look back on it, on what Twilight was going through, on what I was going through, and finished it. I wanted to

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So, would you look at that. One hundred followers. A big milestone, a HUGE milestone.

Does this mean I'm Horse Famous? Gosh no. But that doesn't really matter, does it? This means that the stuff I write is probably worthwhile in some way.

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