It fucking sucks.

It deserved getting 0% on RottenTomatoes' website.

Avoid this film at all costs. Unless you want to torture your children with a very lackluster film with very VERY few funny jokes. I counted maybe ONE joke, but I cannot remember what it was due to the movie being so forgettable. Chris Stuckmann even shares the same view as I do.

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Since my parents weren't around to judge me, I decided to get caught up on mlp. I watched 6 episodes. Is it just me or does Tree Hugger seem like the kind of person that would smoke trees in her downtime????? Anyway my favorite episode so far is the one when Rainbow Dash tries to stop winter for Tank. I noticed she was going through the five stages of grief and I thought that was interesting.

here's a better promo for my discord server because if y'all wanna join, y'all better PM me:

-i abuse power always
-got some fun folks so far
-we have custom emojis of smash mouth and tide pods already
-some fantastic pony art is getting posted
-many memes have been spoken
-there's writing stuff too
-tbh i should write stuff now
-roles for all
-there's a meme about me now

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So this is basically a rehash of "A Friend In Deed". Pinkie is obsessed with the diner's 5-star Screech rating, so when a somewhat grouchy customer leaves a 4-star review, Pinkie goes off the rails trying to get that fifth star out of her, which only serves to annoy the lady further.

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Gen-Z

Many are mentally ill, while others are just pretending to be mentally ill.

Do they really feel that the "Thumbs Up" is hurtful? 👍?
Okay... look, things/creatures/freaks, it means "Okay".

Waring: White Supremacy Time!

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Warning: White Supremacy Time Has Ended!

If your Gen-Z co-workers... (Do they even have jobs?)
If they get triggered by 👍 send them this acceptable alternative, 🖕.

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I thought it was a joke, I thought it was a funny or die video, I thought it wasn't going to happen in a hundred years... I was wrong.

"10/10 Best Anime"~ IGN
"Easily beats Toy Story."~ New York Times
"I beat the f**k Outta my d**k so hard that I can't even feel my left leg."~ Some random guy online.

Joking aside, yep, we're at that low point now. What's next?

What the heck happened?

I used to have these monochrom FluttersShy faces selected for my favorite tabs, and for each of my library tab things. Now they've all been replaced by shitty emojis! If I wanted emojis, I would have selected emojis.

As is, it feels like I was handed a head sized lolly, then slapped in the face just as I was getting into it. Then handed a chunk of poop on a stick.

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If you're on Discord, you've probably seen the "Emotiponies" emojis that FiMFiction uses also used on a few of the FiMFiction-affiliated servers. These emojis are low res and blurry and don't really show up well at Discord's higher resolution. They were also made before season 2, and are missing a lot of characters and expressions that have come on since then. (Most importantly, Discord, Luna, and the Exchange Students)

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Guess I now have to find the time to add the new formatting tags to all my poetry; publish three stories that are now literally otherwise inaccessible; re-commission my avatar to fit the ugly circle thing; figure out how the new rich text paste interacts with Scrivener and/or whether the BBCode updates broke Scrivener’s already tenuous BBCode support; and discover what else broke and/or changed.

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❌Be Gay, Do Crimes❌
👉Be Straight, Do Stochastic Terrorism👈

So, let’s talk about some more stuff that got added here with the last update: The emojis one can use now.
I need to address this..... “feature”, because it will bring a little change with how I handle comments that get written under my fics/blog entries and on my userpage. To make this as short as possible:

Please don’t use any emojis when you leave a comment anywhere on my account.

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Hello friends!

I've been asked to be interviewed for the Barcast! If you wanna watch, or if you want to prepare strange and exciting questions for me to answer in a slightly baffled voice, you can check it out here!

Chapter 3 of Children of the Sun is also out! Check it out!

Also, surprise, have a little Twilight shouting OBJECTION I just doodled!

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Today was a good day. I snagged a screenshot when I had the chance. 😃

Thank you all. Balance has been restored. 👏

I have one qualm though. One. 👆

This happened on July 29th. 😬

July 29th, 2017. 🤢

And not. 😨

July 28th, 2017. The big day. The return to form of modern cinema. 😩

I may be pleased but I'm still disappointed. 😂

Well...this was a train wreck. Uninspired animation. Boring dialog. Mundane characters. Stupid plot.

Dang it Emoji Movie; you were supposed to be the underdog.

You were supposed to prove us all wrong, despite having crappy trailers and cruddy animation.

You were supposed to be like a phoenix and rise out of the flames of your bad press.

But you decided to stay hidden in the ashes...perhaps as one of the Phoenix's turds.

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