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"Ich denke, dass wir eine falsche Umdrehung zurück in Polen machten"

Ich bin im Befehl eines Panzerkampfwagen IV gebracht worden, und sie gaben mir diesen netten Hut. Jetzt bin ich von, die Amerikaner oder Bolschewiken zu finden und meine Aufgabe für ein Land zu tun, von dem ich nicht sogar bin

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"“I hate everyone so much right now it’s not even remotely humorous.”

King Sombra

Birthday Party Redux

"You call that acting? What is it with you and never trying to appear like the pony you're supposed to be? Celestia may be a troublesome bitch to you and me, but that doesn't mean she acts like one!"
King Sombra to Queen Chrysalis

Attack on Tartarus

(That's right! A signal boost! Free of charge, too!)

I'm much better than I was. I will try to be a less terrible correspondent in the future, but since I have a storm of e-mail to deal with... um...

...sorry. I'm terrible.

Anyway! Important things! JediMasterEd (who is amazing) has a great idea, or at least the beginnings of one, in his new blogpost. You should all go read it.

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Yeah, it sucks.

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Yes that's it. The Rightful King of the Crystal Empire got an owie and now he's stuck in a cave.

"King" Sombra to Bad Dude.

Soup with Sombra

I didn't bother watching it. I just read reviews from critics in Consequence, Slashfilm, The New York Times, The Hollywood

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The Spike story I promised everyone is done. And I tried. I kinda tried. A little. He has real feelings as a character. He's a sympathetic role. He has wants, needs, a driving force, and an emotional arch where he learns a lesson in the end which will change his life.

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Hey fellas. It's been... Good God, it's been a long, long time since I've done one of these. Maybe more than a year, maybe less, I don't know, but I haven't devoted a review to a blog post in forever. Mostly, this is because I've not really felt compelled to do reviews. I'm pretty selective about what I read, and as a result I've shied away from the review formats of guys like JohnPerry (who actually moved on from feature box reviews out of depression/lack of time) and RainbowBob (who just

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Lemme rephrase that: everyone who claims they are excited about E3 is a massive fucking idiot, and I am sick to death of having to be exposed to them.

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S'up, bitches? Guess what! Or, well, don't, because I spoiled it in the title!

The Ponyfest Panels are up!

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Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist
by Crows, Crows, Crows

Comedy, Meta, Walking Simulator
15 minutes - 1 hour of playtime

It’s the hottest summer on record, and all across Europe, valuable objects are disappearing.

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Deadline is coming up for the Cadance is a Terrible Mom competition. If you have a submission in the works, now is the time to get it done before we close submissions. You have till the twenty-fifth; Best of luck to all participants!

This is the one, people! The author has promised that this is the chapter where it hits the fan and something finally happens!

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I wrote this little story for this contest. I'll post some actual context about the character later.

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I think it's widely known that not all stories are created equal. The same can be said for ideas.

Over the years writing for this site, I've thought and pondered probably hundreds upon hundreds of ideas for stories, scenes, jokes, epics, and everything in between. But there's a rather large difference between what actually becomes a story and what (thankfully) remains just an idea.

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Season 1 - Owl's Well That Ends Well
Season 2 - Dragon Quest
Season 3 - One Bad Apple
Season 4 - Somepony to Watch Over Me
Season 5 - What About Discord?
Season 6 - Newbie Dash
Season 7 - Fame and Misfortune
Season 8 - School Daze
Season 9 - The Ending of the End

Dishonourable Mentions
A Bird in the Hoof
Putting Your Hoof Down
Ponyville Confidential
Gauntlet of Fire
Parental Glideance
The Parent Map
The Mean 6
A Matter of Principals
Yakity-Sax
School Raze

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Sure it's a thing for children but Ariel came the fuck out of nowhere because the magical necklace Sofia has summoned her or something like that. And they start singing. Be

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