Don't ask me how, don't ask me why, but today an idea popped into my head and I decided to just run with it.

"Where There's Smoke…" (a.k.a., "Spike Is Stuck In A Youtube Poop World")

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Six to seven years ago, I had an asthmatic, physically weak, chronically ill youkai magician throw a shrine maiden at the head of a giant robot car after losing a game of rock-paper-scissors.

I don't know if having a sapient robot knock out a dragon by jamming an arm into its throat and giving it brain freeze tops that, but if it does it comes pretty close. No joke: I actually wrote that.

Sometimes I wonder, people. I really do.

Four years have gone already? I've been on this site for four years!?

Where has the time gone? It feels like only yesterday I was writting crappy fanfiction and annoying countless of authors by commenting on everything. I have a favourites library overfilled with fics, some i still haven't gotten around to reading.
My followers count is over 200 for basically doing nothing but talk, so that ain't bad is it?

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So, lately, I've found myself pulled into the whirlpool that is the fandom. Sure, I've seen the show. Multiple times. And I might be listening to a playlist of pony music at the moment. And there may or may not be a story I'm working on open in a new tab. And I amy have featured /r/MLPTunes as the Subreddit Of The Day. Gah. I don't know what I really want to say. Just that I

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The Strange and Mystical Journey Through Celestia's Nostrils

Hopefully 2017 will be happy and meme filled. 2016 was sucky and meme filled.

So, according to my previous post, I am now going to try and write the FiM fanfiction Bad Eggs, a T-rated horror/comedy starring Thorax, Granny Smith, and Gallus, and contains the quote “It's both the wisdom of age and a young creature's energy that brings us into the future.”

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I very much love you guys, but lowkey I kinda hate you guys rn

Earlier today, I was writing a scene for M.L.G.'s latest chapter revolving around the battle with Agent #4, Statuette. I had Levi sitting outside the ice rink watching Statuette go through her practice routine, and she started getting the urge to skate around with her before actually fighting her. When Maverick and Magnum protested and said that having fun with a criminal defied common sense, Leviathan's response was, and I quote:

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Ok, I guess I read a lot of Rambling Writer's stuff because I really am not planning to do so many by him at the same time...

Anyway, here are today's reviews:

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IN WHICH I RETHINK MY RETHINKING
But first, on the advice of Billy, a worker at the gym I go to, I checked this band out. Enjoy.

I liked this song. Didn't like "The Way of Vikings" -- I've low tolerance for cookie monster vocals. More past the jump.

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To any of you who may have read the one story on my account, and have any interest in it... this is a bit of background that I've wanted to post for a long time, but haven't been able to for various reasons creative and practical in nature.

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SCREM

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I saw this going around... Like almost everyone I follow did it... So...

Heck, I'm dating! But, why not? It's for fun. You don't have to say if you really do like me for some odd reason (idk how I got a coltfriend in the first place) and because of the fact I am dating, it won't make much of a difference whether or not someone likes me. I don't believe in multiple romantic relationships and I will not cheat. This is for fun.

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Heyyyyyy all. Arta here. Just wanted to tell you about this little one-shot I wrote this evening: Cleansing The Chakras. It's a Rarity x Tree Hugger fic.

Crack ships. Any ship. SHIP ALL THE THINGS!

Also, a little update about the other stories:

Chapter 5 of 'The True Shape' is well along in the writing.

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Well, not a fic, exactly. Give me the skeleton... Part of one.

As an uninspired 'thank you' for having duped a number of you into following me on the site, I'm going to let you come up with my next story help me decide what to write. The rules are simple:

Give me a canon character, a prop, and a random word.

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Not that I'm nearly popular enough to justify it and I'm pretty sure I've burned away most of my good will here, but cash is tight and my current circumstances aren't looking super hot right now, and this is basically the only thing I'm good at.

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So I just want to have a little bit of a chat. But, I’m gonna need appropriate music for it.

((RIP KMart)).

But anyways, I don’t know why I’m doing this. It’s currently 10:30 PM, this spur of the moment, weird Blog Post. After all, 10 people read my blogs, this is also a blog, why do I want to chat, and why here?

More interesting, I don’t know what to talk about. However, I’ll give it my best shot.

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So, I have an idea for a story. It'll be based off of a book by one of my favorite authors, and it'll likely center around Luna and Celestia (mostly Luna, though). I'm super excited to finally have an idea to write. I'm not really sure how long this will take me, though...

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