Potentially opening story commissions? · 12:56pm Aug 25th, 2022
Not that I'm nearly popular enough to justify it and I'm pretty sure I've burned away most of my good will here, but cash is tight and my current circumstances aren't looking super hot right now, and this is basically the only thing I'm good at.
I'd be charging a penny a word, probably with some over/under wiggle room because I have a tendency to overdo it sometimes, and I'd probably be somewhat selective on what kind of comns I'd take (No porn, no fetish stuff, probably a few other things I can't think of right now), but if you're interested leave a comment or something and maybe I'll actually go through with it, set up a Ko-Fi or something, I dunno.
Write a story where it starts with a bartender venting about a regular who's just the worst because of his manners, how poorly he treats his marefriend, how bad his taste in movies are, etc.
And then the bartender says to whoever they're venting to "Oh yeah, he's also some sort of Lunar Cultist but that's on the bottom of the list of reasons I hate the bastard."
And go from there.