There's not really much to it other than I commissioned another cover for A Thief's Tale because I didn't like the first one all that much in the first place. I'll be keeping an eye on the post for feedback, but here's the new cover as done by a russian guy.

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Recently my laptop crashed. It crashed hard af and I had to factory reset it.

Guess who used Notepad for everything.

My salt levels are so high that I'm pissing salt, and it burns coming out. I'm about to make a fortune selling my white rain as coke to middle schoolers. Fucking salt levels so potent they'd die of dehydration after one rail. My cock salt is fentanyl-level deadly, Goddammit!

ARGHHH

UUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK

Here of now, A Thief's Tale: The Path To Penance is going to be delayed to a bi-weekly release because fuck. Redux: The Harbinger's Oath, is going to go to a monthly release schedule because Fuck. I need to have a more consistent schedule for this shit set up since I my new job is fucking with my writing times, so here's the deal: PTP is moving to a Sunday release because I have Saturday off to do my final edit, so the next chapter is coming July 1st for all of you factory fiends

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So I've completed rewriting a good portion of the first 40 chapters of A Thief's Tale, and a lot's changed. Most of the beginning chapters are twice as long as they were previously and I nae-nae'd them bitches like you wouldn't believe. That being said; should I replace the existing text, or should I post the alt-start as a new story? Max is the same guy for the most part, but the early Mane 6 are damn near completely different. The dialogue is also a damn sight better imo, but I'd like to

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So uh... I was thinking about the rewrites and was all like, 'Yo, when tf does Lupa fuck off for that quest?' and then I was like, 'Yo, wasn't that like, Chapter 26?', but then I was totally all, 'Shit, that's 27 and I just posted that.'.

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Sometimes I need to take a break from writing, and I can't ignore the siren-call of my Intuos graphics tablet. So, because it rained here on Sunday, have a portrait of Sly, from The Wind Thief:

That is all.

Would you fellows prefer sub 20k updates that come a bit quicker, or larger chapters that take a bit more time to read? At the moment, I've been running into good places to stop earlier in my chapters (about halfway through) and am quite curious as to whether I should just put them out sooner or continue working on them. It makes little difference to me, but I'd like to have some feedback as to what goes on in the minds of my readers, so PM me or Reply to this and I'll get back to you. For

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Nom-nom-nom...

I just snuck downstairs, under the cover of the night.

Accidentally kicked the dog in the side, because the place is just too dang dark. >_<.

With a swift hand I crept open the fridge, I noticed the plate of sticky buns.

My Roomie Gen had baked them this morning, of course they let me sleep through Sticky Bun Times. T_T

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Decided to take a page out of FoME's book and title the blogpost after one of my favorite magic cards I've yet to get to play.

More on topic, I just finished another scene in the next chapter of Desert Spice. I blame a combination of random inspiration striking, and FTL kicking by butt much more egregiously than usual (boarders on the first jump, or the first ship dodging four shots in a row while pouring missiles into my shields... It was more frustrating than usual.)

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Alrighty, so I've fixed all the links in my bio. The Ringtail Chat has been rebranded and repurposed to Ringo's Writing Chat. Drop by and check out other people's shit. Post your own artistic media. Maybe swing by for a sprint and see how fast you can pump out some words?

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I have chapter 15 primed and ready to go for the morning, and am currently about 2000 words into 16. I got a job and life has gotten hectic, but I'll spare you my bullshit and let you get on with your life, yeah?

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Yeah, that's a my b on that one, but it's done now and we come ever closer to the rewrites not needing as much time as they currently take. Again, if you've forgotten, we're looking around 36-38 for faster chapter releases, so hold onto your assorted cells and bear with me here.

As Always, Stay Cool Kids

Well hey, there guy's it looks like I have some announcements. One of them being I believe my identity was stolen, I had capital one and discovered some strange things bought from my bank transactions mainly from fucking taco bell and PlayStation. So going to deal with that today which I'm so fucking happy about being fucked over. My brother and his friends ate almost all the damn groceries in the house i bought that was supposed to feed the whole family for till i got my check, but add to it i

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Anyone who knows me knows I am a huge Sly Cooper fanboy and after having not played the games in awhile and written something more action and drama centric? I have gotten a slight itch for that and this picture was all the fuel I needed to get inspiration going again. If anyone wishes to aid me in this story please let me know.

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So it's done, though it's not edited yet. My question is whether you guys would prefer the 10k version now, or wait for the other half to be completed and just add the two together.

I'm not sure why everything in Chapter 17 is underlined, and I really don't feel like re-editing the whole thing just to post it again and have the same problem.

I apologize for the inconvenience.

Hopefully the underlining isn't too terrible for most of you, but I just don't have it in me to spend another hour and a half editing my first draft, so es lo que es. I'll try to keep the same thing from happening in Chapter 18 which I am now 7.4k words into.

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I forgot to make a blog post regarding the release of Re: Chapter Nine, but that's partially because I've been doing a rework of chapter 14 because important chapter. Now, not only do I feel like half of the chapter makes more sense, I also added 6k to the damned thing and it took me 1: All night to read it 2: All night to rewrite significant portions 3: Stay sober enough to get shit done. If you'd like to read Re: Chapter 14 with its tonal changes and reworking of the sex scene, all I

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Summary:

You're Anon: Master Thief! Cast out in the slums of hell, you pluck the pockets of demons from every corner of Pentagram City! You have dreams of grandeur and a hunger for the most precious vaults of the underworld, and this greed leads to strange bedfellows.

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