Welp, that's Emi's sandwich ruined.

So essays are fun, right?

Yeah, that's my excuse for being quiet lately. Working hard (and making some risky gambles) on my essays has paid off, thankfully, but it has meant the writing front has slowed somewhat. I am trying to finish the next Symphony chapter, hopefully before next month because that's exam and there's no way I'm getting anything productive done during that time. Including revision... haha...

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"That's better." Butter Knife buckled up the quaking fried chicken dealer in the seat beside her. "So, uh, Rainbow Dash. What's up with the whole PTSD thing? Asking because I'm pretty sure I just got dropped on my head out of a spaceship onto a moving airplane."

Rainbow Dash raised a brow. "I... don't think that's a reason to ask."

What is a terrorist's favorite video game to play?

BOMBERMAN.

y'all who still watch for me to update stuff are nerds
it's kinda sweet tho

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Happy New Year's Eve, everybrony! I hope that y'all appreciate the pic. Saw it on My Little Brony this morning, and it's been helping me smile ever since. Does anybody know who drew it? I couldn't find a credit link on MLB.

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Hey everyone, I'm still alive.

Now that we get my obligatory update out of the way on that front, I haven't been able to work on fanfiction in the past long while with trying to monetize certain aspects of my life, dealing with a shitty home situation and now dealing with the fact that if I can't make enough money to feed myself and will need to move with and stay living with the same shitty situation.

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Happy weekend, everyone! I hope you’re all enjoying yourselves.

I’m working on getting back into the swing of things and getting stuff done.

Today’s stories:

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Sorry that it's been a little while since my last blog post I was... sorta busy? Anywho, I was looking at some pics that I had on my old Devianart, and this adorable thing popped up! Pacifica from Reverse Falls! So cute! I drew this a little while ago.

Live-reading of this blog, by Imrix.

I’m not good at romance. My idea of a contraceptive is a fake telephone number. I date girls with glasses to look at my reflection while we fuck. I blow raspberries while eating girls out.

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As promised, here's the latest story updates and news and blah blah blah if you like my stories or are reading one read this.

New Celestia (and Luna) one-shot can be found here. It's a little different from my other Celly and Luna filly fanfics in a few ways but is the same in terms of continuity and stuffs.

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Trying to get back on the horse that is writing reviews (and reading pony stories), this particular set contained a surprising number of memetic stories.

Today’s stories:

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GUYS DREAMS DO COME TRUE! I JUST FOUND PINEAPPLE FRUIT CUPS IN THE BASEMENT! GUESS WHO'S CHOWING DOWN ON THOSE LITTLE SHITS! MM YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I'M GOING TO EAT ONE NOW AND ONE AT LUNCH TOMORROW! IF I WANT TO SNACK ON JUNK FOOD TOO BAD I'M GONNA BE EATING THOSE FRUIT CUPS AND SLURPING THAT JUICE IMMA MAKE DAMN SURE THAT MY GENITAL SECRETIONS TASTE LIKE CANDY THIS IS A SIGN FROM THE GODS

I heard you like my one shots. That's great, 'cause I like them too. The problem is some of my one shots don't seem to work as standalone stuff. This does not make me happy. This does not make my readers happy.

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It has been a particularly rough week for the Bugsydor. I won't bother you with the details (unless you ask me to, and my response would likely be in PM form), but I will give you a brief summary: The cops were at my place, I was neither a suspect nor a victim, some utterly unconnected things also sucked, and I was a nervous wreck for a few days as a result of all that. However, between the magic of friendship and the passing of time – along with a brief chat with a bishop – I'm feeling much

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This one's for you peaches

by Melanie Martinez

Hey girl, open the walls, play with your dolls
We'll be a perfect family.
When you walk away, it's when we really play
You don't hear me when I say,
Mom, please wake up.
Dad's with a slut, and your son is smoking cannabis

No one ever listens, this wallpaper glistens
Don't let them see what goes down in the kitchen.

Places, places, get in your places
Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces.

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Well, sort of. The fridge broke so I had to clean it out. Other than that, today's been pretty chill. This guy from Jesus camp wanted to hang out today, but I couldn't go because my brother was moving. The good news is that my friend is coming over Friday night! So far, the hooch has been looking pretty good. The balloon inflated throughout the day yesterday, and you could hear the bubbles if you listened carefully. Today, it stayed the same size. It will be ready

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So I poured myself some whiskey and what felt like two seconds later, my dad came into the room where I was drinking. I was sitting at the dinner table and put the glass between my legs. When I miraculously had the chance, I ran up to my room and finished the whiskey. Now I'm drunk. I feel pretty chill but know I'm gonna feel like shit tomorrow. I normally stick to a finger to a finger and a half of whiskey, but this time I had about 2 fingers. Wow I'm trash.

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