TThe fate of all unicorns...

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

...is to have their magic completely and utterly annihilated by a simple tennis ball. Until they take it off, that is. There's a reason why they have to wear them.

• Izzy Moonbow

TechnoNerd · 1.2k words  ·  93  18 · 1.3k views

can we get 69 likes lol

I'm gonna go to bed now.

dota 2: Squee, Spleen, and Spoon, the Techies, Responses, Lore and techies announcer pack

Genres: AU, human, humanized fantasy Equestria, comedy, adventure, dark and gore

Series: mlp and the moive

Rating: Teen or M

Cover Image:

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All I wanted to do was get Windows 10 version 1803 to install. I ended up spending an hour hunting down "afamgt.sys" because Windows Update didn't like the fact that it existed.

Turns out it was on my desktop that entire time in a driverpack I downloaded to transfer to a Windows XP machine.

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Running Handbrake again to re-encode Rainbow Rocks into a low-res mpeg-2 file in a futile attempt to get the movie to play smoothly on my mid-1990s era computer that's sitting in the corner of my room.

It looks weird when it's paired with a 1920x1200 screen that's outputting sub-480p video, but my only problem so far has been the audio getting desynchronized with the video.

Beyond the Shimmering Sky

There exists the knowledge that there is far more out there, far beyond our reaches. Out amongst the stars there exists the unknown, and whether we see it or not depends solely on our curiosity.

This story, however, begins not with the infinite depths above, but with a bustling city. Within this unnamed city lived a child. This child had no name, for they were never given one. Everything they knew tied back into the unnamed city that they called home.

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It's a thing I wrote while mostly-asleep last night. It's a garbage fire of semi-connected thoughts, meme references, and scenarios that characters canonically would probably not even touch with a 10-footlong stick.

Nevermind the fact that I didn't even have a coherent plot the entire time I spent writing the thing.

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Got a chapter plan written out for Wielder of the Orb: Third Time's the Charm. Once that's written, I'll have cycled through every low-priority story with updates, and once the rewrite of Into Equestria is finally out, I would've updated every active story I have within the span of only a little more than a month! There's a chance that Worlds Reset may see another chapter soon as well, which would bring that span to under a month!

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This summer's gonna be the first time in almost four years where I don't have some form or another of summer classes taking up most of the day, and I'm itching to work on several big projects, which I hope I can also post onto youtube as progress/walkthrough videos.

Only issue I see is that I don't have a job and I finally got my one and only stimulus check. I don't wanna spend too much, and my overly-frugal brain doesn't like prices above $15 on anything lol.

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Oh, another forgettable story. Yeah, this one tried to pull off something similar to Equestria's Nutella Troubles, but with Ramen instead. Didn't work.

EA World of Ramen

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Random

Ramen. An indispensable staple of college-goers worldwide. ...and a plague that has infected almost all of Equestria?

• Pinkie
• Celestia
• Luna
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 1.1k words · 540 views

(I just couldn't wait until Wednesday, now could I? )

What? Was there something that was supposed to happen that Wednesday?

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Neat. I last updated this thing almost exactly three years ago. Also, reboot!

EQuantum

• MLP: FiM
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

What happens when a robot is granted it's freedom, and released into the world? And what if it's got existential problems?

• OC
• Main 6

TheMajorTechie · 1.4k words  ·  10  0 · 252 views

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What dis? It's the beginning of a new era in my stories here on Fimfic!

TLab Horse

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

A filly lives in a lab. She's lived in that lab all her life. The lab just happens to be on Earth. She wants to go home.

• Sex
• Human
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 25k words  ·  79  9 · 1.8k views

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Hmm, a story that has its lore based on some kind of tragic event that happened to the main character that results in them thinking they've been in Equestria all this time before they ultimately wake up in a completely different world? Now where have I heard of that?

EShattered Rainbow

• MLP: FiM
• Sad
• Slice of Life

Rainbow Dash: The filly that never had a chance.

• Fluttershy
• Rainbow Dash
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 8.8k words  ·  27  3 · 894 views

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AKA the story that was meant to be like What If but at the same time like these toasty lil' reviews.

EScratch Reviews!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Vinyl Scratch isn't only a DJ. She's also quite an avid reviewer. For what, you may wonder? For anything, really.

• DJ P0N-3
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 1.4k words  ·  12  2 · 442 views

It started off as a pretty decently funny idea, but it kinda went downhill from there.

Vinyl's score? 3/10. If dubstep isn't allowed, it isn't worth it. Also, the ponies were rather rude when they kicked her overboard.

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AKA, one of the reasons why I don't like writing commissions for people.

Also, the guy who requested the commish has been banned for quite a while now, so I'm just gonna assume it's fine to talk about what went down.

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EWhat If...

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random
• Anthology

A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions. Eight years old and one thousand chapters long. Holy crap. BROKE THE 1000 CHAPTER LIMIT WITH A 1001ST CHAPTER!!!

• Alt. Universe
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 147k words  ·  463  58 · 8.6k views

Now, obviously, with how heckin' long this thing is, I'm not gonna do a chapter-by-chapter review like the past couple stories. We'll just cherrypick some chapters instead, 'cause these ain't serious reviews and I'd might as well skew it one way or another at some point since these are my own stories. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Oh neat, another old flagship!

EEquestrian Human

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Sci-Fi

A filly once lived in a lab. That lab happened to be on Earth. She wanted to go home. She never knew what to expect.

• Human
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 17k words  ·  24  8 · 881 views

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