My Review of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory · 11:59pm Feb 10th, 2022
Rating Scale:
12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
Rating Scale:
12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
Was pretty excited. My internet cut off for about 10 minutes during the middle.
Overall, I thought it was "Okay, but not great." I was a bit turned off that at the end the magic just seemed to do what was convenient for the plot.
This was the first EQD movie that I watched from beginning to end (Still only seen clips and learned about the other two from hear-say). For the most part, meh. I don't think I'd ever watch this again. I'd still check out the next one if they made it.
I can't believe it, I'm almost done with chapter 33. God this is turning out amazing!
Riddle me this, what do you think of when you think of Easter? Christ rising from the dead or bunnies that shit chocolate and other confectionaries?
Ahem, totally not jelly because almost everyone in the world gets to gorge themselves on Easter eggs while I would shit myself if I try to do so because I'm lactose-intolerant.
But on a happier note:
In less than 10 hours, I'll officially be 18..... BUT WHO CARES!? I'M FUCKING 18 RIGHT NOW!!! MAY EVERYONE SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND NOT FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW BECAUSE THE COPYRIGHT WAS OVER RULED LAST SUMMER!!! YAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!
I made a new MLP-Style yesterday, being "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory."
After I made it, I thought I would make a fanfic out of it...
Soooo...... I DID!!
So Flipper Choco's an original character made from the My Little Pony franchise, under the Power Ponies sub-universe. Of course, I've been busy trying to map out his personality, but it seems I can't put his overall appearance on a base. Not every OC has to start with a female one, right? ^_^
Here are the character details:
Name: Flipper Chocolate
Fear not, for I have not given up on Doing HIs Duty quite yet. I know I went dark after promising a new chapter almost two months ago, but I will deliver shortly.
Chapter eleven soon, fellow FIMF users. I'm just waiting on muh editor to run through it.
Some stains you cannot wash out. In this chapter Starlight fixes her botched murder attempt. Black humor ensues. Next: The EBI (Equestrian Bureau of Investigation) comes a calling.
I'm a fan of Kinder and have been since I was a kid, so addicted to the taste of the chocolate that it could be compared to an abuser of cocaine. (Really, if it came down to it, I'd smash a Kinder Bueno up and snort it. I'll do it - I swear!)
Big thanks to BirdsBooksBrownies for making some absolutely delicious looking fan art.
...And I mean that quite literally. In Plumsweet's chapter of 16, she bakes a chocolate raspberry cheesecake. This has now been replicated in real life, and it looks fantastic! As if that wasn't sweet (pun intended) enough, Plum's cutie mark has also been turned into an equally tasty treat!
Rating Scale:
12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
6. Dumbo
5. Alice Through the Looking Glass
4. Alice In Wonderland
3. The Nightmare Before Christmas
2. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
1. Frankenweenie
So, I've come to an interesting dilemma.
I'm not a person who swears... like... ever. I can't even bring myself to do it accidentally. I always catch myself and change it to something else like "shoot", "dang", "poop", and even "friggin'".
However, the characters in my story are the kinds of characters that would swear given the situation called for it.
While clearing out my “Read It Now” bookshelf of stories which were more than a month old, I ended up noticing a number of stories that I had put off reading that had what seemed to be intriguing premises and got sucked into reading them instead of cleaning out my bookshelf.
Oh, well.
Greetings, my friends.
This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.
Today, following my analysis on "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)".
Happy Easter Everyone! Hope you all have a great day filled with chocolate eating. Unfortunately, I only got one Easter Egg, but oh well.
If you'd like to know what I thought of this movie before, click on the link below: