Me when I see people eating chocolate on Easter: · 11:07pm Apr 11th, 2020
Riddle me this, what do you think of when you think of Easter? Christ rising from the dead or bunnies that shit chocolate and other confectionaries?
Ahem, totally not jelly because almost everyone in the world gets to gorge themselves on Easter eggs while I would shit myself if I try to do so because I'm lactose-intolerant.
But on a happier note:
awww!
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Yeah, lactose intolerance can be a bitch. But at least I got some DVDs as compensation.
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I suppose that does make me feel slightly better. While it's still made of chocolate, at least it's tiny baby egg in comparison to the gargantuan eggs the Easter Bunny shits out.
FYI, no, I do not believe the Easter Bunny shits out chocolate eggs.