Why can't I find this Kinder product ANYWHERE?!

I'm a fan of Kinder and have been since I was a kid, so addicted to the taste of the chocolate that it could be compared to an abuser of cocaine. (Really, if it came down to it, I'd smash a Kinder Bueno up and snort it. I'll do it - I swear!)

But I've taken notice that EVERYWHERE I look for a white Kinder bueno, I NEVER see them! I see regular milk chocolate ones, but never have I EVER found a white Kinder bueno before. If I have, it's so rare that it's happened once in my life. Why, oh, merciless chocolate god, have you forbade me my daily dose of white bueno? I know I cheated on you once with a cookie crumble Galaxy bar, but I still love you and you only! It was just a one-night fling, I swear!

I...I actually think I'm going to cry eventually. I require a reliable source to satisfy my habit!

(Actually, while I'm on this topic; why is it impossible to find ANY white chocolate product?! Like white Malteasers? Do people not like white chocolate? If so, I think they better come my way so I can convert them to the light...)

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[Final fantasy forever]

I like White Chocolate