Rainbow won't kiss my friend, Applejack
Rarity won't play ball
Pinkie Pie won't share her friend, Fluttershy
Doesn't anybody live at all?

Vinyl won't leave me empty handed
Got her number from a bathroom stall
Sunset just got way too much baggage
And that shit just gets old

But I got a girl who can put on a show
The dollar decides how far you can go

She wraps those hands around that pole
She licks those lips and off we go
She takes it off nice and slow

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Blast From The Past: Mummies Alive!

As you know, I am absolutely obsessed with learning everything about ancient civilizations (including ancient Egypt). And that is why I used to watch this awesome show called Mummies Alive!

Mummies Alive! was an American animated series from DIC Entertainment. It originally aired for one season in 1997.

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Oi, people who do reaction videos.

React to MLP generations 1 and 1.5

No one dose it and it makes me sad on the inside.

Well at least ONE YouTuber is doing pretty consistent reactions to generation one. The channel is BronyBurningAxe. You should give his generation one reaction videos a watch and support him so he will make more.

As we know, all creatures in Equestria have a double (in some form) in the human world. Eventually Sunset Shimmer's double is bound to appear. When that happens, Sunset Shimmer will have to return to Equestria.

But then what will that mean for the Elements of Harmony? Will there now be eight; Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Starlight Glimmer, and Sunset Shimmer?

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I'm sure the fandom will take this well.

-Ten minutes later.-

Everything outside of Hasbro Studios has been burned down and the fans are ready to storm and raid the studio until the staff agrees to ship Big Mac with Cheerilee or Marble Pie.

Yep. They are totally taking this well. I don't foresee this being a problem in the near future at all. XD

This obviously will contain some spoilers. If you haven't seen the new episodes released early because of the Canadian broadcast schedule, do not read this blog post. With that said, let's get into things.

Well, here we go again. Another Applejack episode that everyone in the fandom is complaining about because Applejack actually has a character flaw. Heaven forbid, right? How dare they add interest and dimension to a character? This is a G rated show!

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Ok so everyone is doing these and it made me curious what my loyal fans and friends think of me so please.

Deacribe me in 10 words.

I made this song because I have no life. I will be making some music to along with it, similar to Wash Dat Bass. :')

P.S. If you are a Logan Paul or Jake Paul, don't read too much into this. I was high on orange soda again when I wrote it. <_<

Bon Voyage

By Emma Lee Downs (AKA Lyra Alluse)

Bon, bon voyage,
Jake and Logan it's time to go-oh,

Bon, bon voyage,

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But maybe not as interesting as 1729.

Incidentally, I just booked my flights for Galacon. Anyone else planning to be there? We can all meet up and pretend that we're writers!

Two days since I've gotten back from holiday, and I find it hard to get back into the habit of animations and story writing! Arrrrgh!

Some of it may have something to do with my mom getting her new puppy Chihuahua - which I must admit is a right adorable little scamp and absolutely lovable - but it's probably just trying to get back into that routine.

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Also, quick rule of thumb regarding my Christmas Carols...

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Ok so I have been hooked on a Game called Fire Emblem Awakening and I'm excited for Fire Emblem Fates but I got the idea for a fire emblem mlp crossover. Since each game has different characters this should be quite easy. But I want your opinion my 48 loyal fans. Do you wanna see a Fire Emblem mlp crossover? Comment below on ideas and thoughts on this story idea, also should i use real characters or do my first all OC story?

Thought I'd try and advertise on this site, and then I saw this and I laughed at the idea of FIMFiction advertising all sorts of naughty adult kinks and stuff on a site about ponies.

Come to read 'My Little Dashie', and stay for the Bad Dragon dildo sale ads offering toys at a 10% discount. Ha ha ha!

Oh this site is so wonderfully terrible.

A Silly Rant About MLP: FIM (Or Something)

Before I start this rant, please be aware that this is mostly just me formulating the odd thoughts that pass through my mind into coherent sentences. Don't take what I am about to write too seriously. I do in fact like ponies (as weird as their glowing butt marks and unnecessary song numbers are).

That being said, I will get into this.

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I Need These Toilet and Washing Machine Candies

There are these toilet bowl and washing machine candies from Japan where you put the candy mix in and stir it. Then a bunch of bubbles come out of the toilet bowl or the washing machine. You drink the bubbles out of the washing machine or toilet with a straw.

I have decided that I need these in my life. XD

Here are some videos of both candies.

Washing Machine Candies:

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Remember to leave a suggestion for what the next carol should be tomorrow!

Me In A Nutshell:

My name Emma Lee Downs and I am just another author struggling to make her way in the world. I write music on various instruments, draw, paint, sculpt, and of course, write.

Want to know more? Feel free to read my blog by following this link: https://emmaleedowns.wordpress.com/category/blog

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