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UniqueSKD


Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

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Dec
5th
2017

UniqueSKD Sings Badly! December 2017 Christmas Carols - "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer" · 5:33pm Dec 5th, 2017

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Comments ( 9 )

Poor Roudolf at the end!

Nice singing! :3

Suggestion: I want a dakimakura for Christmas

4742714
What the fudge is a dakimakura and why do I get the feeling you shouldn't really be having one?

4742732
oh you poor innocent soul
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/630920 video is here. Remember when New Grounds was a thing? It's not on YouTube anymore

4742906
Fuck it, I'll sing the song. Maybe I'll even add my own lyrics to the song. Because fuck my life.

4742914
That's the Jinglemas Spirit!

4742951
I mean, why not right? The other carols aren't bringing in any good views, so sure. I'll whore myself out to you parasites and be your bitch this December. I'll do the songs YOU all want. I mean it's MY channel but clearly to get what I want I have to let you all shove your fists up my poop passage and play me like a freaking puppet.

Fine. I'll do your song. Why not? Fuck the classic carols. Fuck them and me with them.

I hate Christmas. I hate my life. And I hate Nevercake, and I hope he'll never wake.

By the way, do you know a site where I can get the actual lyrics to the song, please, Super Trampoline?

4742956
Lyrics:

I want a dakimakura for Christmas
Only a waifu Rainbow Dash one will do
Don't want a blow up doll, no fleshlight Lyra plush,
I want a dakimakura with boobies I can smush!

I want a dakimakura for Christmas
I don't think Lauren Faust will mind, do you?
Now Hasbro won't approve
My pillow case design
But cheap third party printing means that
Dashie will me mine!

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping up the stairs
Oh what joy and fake surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a waifu pillow standing there

I want a dakimakura for Christmas
Only a waifu Dashie one will do
No Raritys or Pinkies
No twilight alicorn
Rainbow Dash is the pony who's in
all my favorite porn!
And I have almost as much as Scootaloo!

Mom says a pony
would bit me once - or more
But what she doesn't know is that I'm totally into vore!


There's lots of room for Dash down in my base-a-ment
She'd eat my cum and make her nest in cheeto dust and lint!

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
jerking off downstairs
Oh what marvel and surprise
In my pony waifu's eyes
To get another streak of color in her hair!

I want a dakimakura for Christmas
Only a futa Dashie one will do
No Fluttershys No Applejack cause she's dumb
Rainbow Dash is the pony inside whom I want to cum!
And Dashie wants to cum inside me too!

4742961
Thank you. Now before I set up the video for tomorrow, I need to decide whether or not to blog about how much I absolutely hate every brony in the fanbase.

Not the pegasisters. though. All of the female fans are okay. Just the blokes. They can all go to Hell in a barrel of their own feces.

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