Short thing below. Also, brief update on the me: I still exist! Yay! Working on something big for you all... you know, as I have been, for the past almost-two-years... I've shown it to some delightful weirdos and they agree that I sure have been putting words in a specific order in a document, so there's your second opinions. In the meantime, have something dumb I wrote for a speedwrite. And join the My Little Story discord here, we do some fun little

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I wanted to write up a “Day 2” and “Day 3” blog post, but, frankly, I was too tired to do either. But I took notes, so CLEARLY THIS IS TOTALLY CROMULENT.

Day 2 started with me going to Taco Bell for breakfast and getting some box thing for $5. It was actually fairly decent – I don’t get why people complain about Taco Bell. Sure, it only has like five ingredients, but they’re decent ones.

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I couldn't sleep tonight, and I was bored, so I thought I'd come on here and write a long blog post. Fair warning, I'll be using a fuck load of equipment jargon in this post. If you don't know what I'm talking about, click here for an Imgur album I made explaining what everything is.

I wanted to talk about WW2 equipment and, more specifically, reenacting. This'll be a more of a stream of consciousness thing, so bear with me.

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Well, I'll say this: I'm less dead than I look.

Anyway, today I'd like to take a moment to talk about opening lines. We've got an Original Short Story Writeoff finishing up this evening.[1] I've spent a lot of the last week reading and reviewing, and beginning some revisions on an original story of my own. Going through this month's Writeoff entries, though, got me thinking about one of my favorite topics in fiction—and one it seems I've never blogged about before—opening lines.

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On Saturday, November 19, 2016, at around 2:00PM Pacific, I cracked the 50K barrier for this year’s surge of writing on Wavelength Theorems.

You read that right, folks. You’re reading the blog of an author who’s won National Novel Writing Month eight years running.

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It’s been a while, hasn’t it? I want to apologise for not keeping you guys up to date on what’s happening. I understand I don’t have a true obligation to this site or my fan fictions, but I do understand that many of you have spent time reading my work in the past. I don’t know how many of you are still waiting on me. I do feel that being inactive for so long has discouraged many of you to stop waiting on me and moved your attention to something else. I don’t blame you.

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Hey! It's been a little while since I did a blog, hasn't it?

Wow, yeah, not since EFNW. Well, let's fix that, shall we?

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TL;DR: This blog post contains a pony-fic written by an AI. ...No, it isn't Botnik.

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Someone has a very misguided view of me, and I write this in response to get MY SIDE of the story out...

Isn’t Mykan already hallucinating that MLP characters are talking to him when the tv is switched off? I think if anything, he is already halfway there.

No...

I just memorized things I've seen on TV so much I can hear them and see them sometimes when I dream.

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No, not everything was bad. In fact, this year started great, with lots of hopes for the future, more writing projects in mind, being at my dream position as dev team member of "Legends of Equestria", as a quest writer, the wish I always had, but thought would never get fulfilled.

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God, my friends are gonna be angry at me for this one.

But don’t worry! They’ll be angry, like. In a sexy way.

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This was posted on my personal blog last month. I finally got around to fixing them—but not the rest of the images for other blogs. Thanks, Google! Nevertheless, if you didn't see this on there, I hope you enjoy it and if you'd like more, I'll consider writing some more of these for FiMFiction.

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Heyo, folks! Enjoy some past midnight typing from yours truly. This is a threat, of course. Posh did this and so did Jake the Army Guy, so I knew I had to do the thing too. You should check out their versions too.

Expect all relevant story stuff to be spoilered for your sake.

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100% April Foals-free Update: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/852143/the-aftermath-of-a-successful-april-foals-joke-and-it-can-be-like-a-hangover

Greetings, fellow readers of mine, the author known as Fluttercheer.

Today I have some news for you. One is good, the other one is bad. Let's start with the good news first:

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I had meant to write a blog post that tortuously wound around to the tagged story, but while I was typing, I got a PM:

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Nobody punched me at Bronycon 2018.

All your money was fucking wasted.

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Just a reminder that I have a Discord server now! Come on over and chat! I promise much SunLight. (And since Tchernobog’s around, there’s a ton of AppleDash. And since Monochromatic’s around, there’s a ton of RariTwi!)

Happy Tuesday everyone!

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Aaaand we’re finally here.

What can I say, folks – it’s been a journey. I almost feel emotional writing this announcement.

This contest literally started as me idly muttering “would be cool to make one of those m’self one day” in a public chat. And now look at this! Forty-seven entries, more than four thousand views in the original announcement, we took over the featured box, and overall? I’m sure we all had a lot of fun.

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Because it's time for me to write an enormous blog post pretending I know what I'm talking about.

There’s a lot of bad clopfics on this site. I don’t mean that as an insult or anything, it just means there’s a lot of new writers finding their feet (and it’s not like I haven’t contributed to the mess myself). The fact, however, remains.

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Wow. A thing happened.

An important thing.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Look how fucking introspective I sound.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Just need to breathe here.

Favorable Alignment? My precious baby of a novel? It's done?

It's quite a surprise... If you look at the statistics, I pumped out 360k in a year, on this story alone, so it took a year to write this, eh? Not really.

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