It has finally been done: I have reformed Cozy Glow and I gave her a mother!

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EDIT: Oh, and I guess I technically graduated today. Did the stage walk and stuff, but they stripped back just about everything since... yeah. :P

Welp, I've finally done it! About fifteen minutes ago, I submitted a new story for auto-approval, and as of right now, that very story is atop the New column:

TGone With the Light

• MLP: FiM
• Sad

As the sun sets, Twilight bids her first friend a final farewell.

• Death
• Twilight
• Spike

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Is Yu-Gi-Oh a thing again? I keep seeing Yu-Gi-Oh fic popping up in the new stories feed. Also, can we just acknowledge that the GX theme has stupid lyrics. but great music.

I KNOW IT'S STUPID, SHUT UP

So this is a thing, now.

Check out the original fic here. It's pretty great. It's seriously making me want to go and read the Stoppard play, and then write several thousand words about it.

I'm only half-joking.

Anyway, yeah, I read a thing. Should I do more of these?

oh yes the finest piece of art. mmh yess 10 outta 10 looks like him alright

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I love art in many forms. I admit I find it difficult to appreciate works such as 'Voice of Fire' but some of that comes from not knowing the artist's intent behind the piece. I personally don't derive anything from it, but perhaps if I had the perspective and knowledge of what the artist was trying to convey, I might have a different opinion.

I'm leading to the fact that I often find strange works of art beautiful. In this case, carved citrus peels. Hear me out.

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Sorry for the impromptu silence, guys. Things irl got really hectic for a while there, and poni poni suffered for it. Such is the way of the internet, I suppose.

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Woohoo! We reached it!

I know we reached it a while ago but I was too busy with school to even do anything. But that's no excuse. But yeah, awesome things abound with a hundred odd followers! Yay!

I would also like to say that I have removed at least six of my stories from the public eye. Most of which did not contribute well to what I was posting here on this account full of awesome stories. You may have noticed, but I'm just saying.

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1. Next weekend (yeah, I'm missing my self-imposed biweekly update schedule. Boo, hiss.) there will be three small chapters posted. It's a weird thing to do, but there are cliffhangers and pretty severe mood swings that all feel like they would trip over each other if everything was put in one chapter. One's done but I don't really feel like posting it now, because it's Equestria-based silliness and I'm kinda at the point where I'm ready to make the mood a bit more cereal.

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I've been posting silly stuff lately, including the full version of the AI story from the previous blog post. I'm not aching for a feature, but I'm tempted to release some "classic Trixie"-style stories soon.

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So that much is new. Sorry for no update on MLR&D:MiM, ive been having pains in my side and had to go to the doctors about it, sadly the doctor i went to is a fucking Quack and im in even more pain now due to them not treating the issue. So there's that.

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I'm going to write the worst fic ever. And I believe it can be done. I just need some help from my friends. It will take a long time to finish it, but it WILL be done.

Here's a list of guest stars. And I know... it's cancer.

1. Michael Jordon
2. Nicholas Cage
3. Goku
4. SpongeBob
5. O.J. Simpson

Give me an idea for a guest star, and I will put it in.

I’d like to talk to you all today about Sweet Pepper.

You might have seen the name pop up now and then recently, and likely this is due to my undying and frankly disconcerting excitement regarding her. I would like more people to write about her. As such I have prepared a little summary document about the precious treasure that is she.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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... and it's going on day 4 in the box of shame.

Today at work I was being productive and busy, working on a Robinson 44, when a pilot just randomly walked into the hangar, and gave me some beer and whiskey shooters because "they had been on the plane for a bit too long" and left.

I'm at my dad's, just loaded up the wood burner because the furnace is still fucked.

Lets do this.

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So, before we get into the actual story, lets talk a little about how it came to be.

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Hah! Fooled you didn't I?

Wait, hold on... I missed April Fools. Oh boy.

A-Anyway! How's it going guys? I hope everything has been good and fine thus far? I really and genuinely hope that you're all doing good and that things have been looking up for each of you.

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So I'm not dead, and I'm bullying myself into writing again.

I'm happy enough with All Quiet On The Equestrian Front, and with me not being an active part of the EAW team anymore, I'd like to go ahead and let it sit as it is, complete enough for my tastes. I may go back to it at some point, but for now, consider it tentatively complete.

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