Friends, I’m tired and depressed and have no sense of self-preservation or self-worth or self-motivation. Please convince me to do everything in my power to get my room clean enough that I can then metaphorically suck the dick of the assistant manager of this building and pray I can stay in here rather than be homeless in three days, rather than just continuing to lie here In my underwear depressed and get drunk or something.

Yes, this is a cry for help.

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oops wait i think it's vore

There will be a new one shot dropping on the 25th. If you want to read it on that particular day, well, there ya go! That's the release date. Other things I thought I would mention are that I was able to write a significant amount of words recently, and thought I'd drop some updates about those so y'all can get hyped. Considering one of the polls I did a few blogs ago did mention that short stories and buffer updates are ideal to have, I was able to progress on some shorter pieces for that

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I'm a slut for well presented maps and statistics and charts and infographics. https://howmuch.net/ has a fuck ton of those, mostly focused on global wealth and population stuff. I mean, look at these beauties!

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So, the episodes have been leaked out in the UK and I decided to take a look. Having been on the internet since its creation, I know that if I don't want to have something spoiled for me I have to watch it immediately. To be quite frank, I kind of wish I hadn't this time around. The season finale was really good, though, I'd only rank it at the fourth best finale. The Cutie Re-Mark with evil Starlight Glimmer is still my favorite finale, along with Twilight's Kingdom being second best finale.

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So.. this one's below a cut as it's a doozy but not everyone hangs out on the DnD nerdery section of tumblr and so might not have followed the link about Noir comedy and found this post.

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I mean, spending the day in the Popular box isn't bad, and I know plenty of stories never pick up 200 views, but... I think my one-shot comedies have given me unreasonable expectations of success.

I mean, granted, "Legacy" is a really vague title, and there's no cover art...

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Seriously, nothing to see here. Just a few words I'm putting out into the ether because I'm bored.

It has come to my attention that I've not written a blog post since January. I'm terrible at these. I really need to figure out what I want to do for a blog series besides these inane posts that mean nothing. Oh well.

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1. Book tickets ✔
2. Get food and snacks for the train ✔
3. Do a little wardrobe touch-up X
4. Read a couple fics before getting onto the train (In Progress)
5. Make a list of fics to read on the train (In Progress)
6. Shake off ring-rust in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate so I can crush noobs with Ganondorf as is proper (In Progress)
7. Make shopping list of books I will totally trip you to buy ✔

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Y'all said you liked short stories in between updates, and well, whaddya know: I happened to have a writing impulse that led to a story that just... kinda flowed out. I'm still working on other things: chiefly that Enemy of Mine update and a few other short pieces, some for my regular anthology and others for a new one. I want to build up something of a writing buffer with the shorter stuff, that way I can have more of those sweet, sweet frequent (or semi-frequent) updates y'all seem to

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Yes! I have a shelf full of the stories that need work done to them. It's currently down to eleven stories and 610,931 words. Yeah, that's the hard part. The word count of some of the stories I'll be getting to is heavy. The amount of work some of them need is also excessive too. All of that is admittedly very frustrating, as everyone knows, I loathe the editing process and would much rather be adding to my backlog of content to release.

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1. Reparations
2. No Bail
3. Release All Prostitutes From Jail
4. No Death Penalty
5. Free Education
6. Free Health Care
7. Defund The Police
8. Cute The Military Budget
9. Redistribute The Wealth
10. Publicly-Financed Campaigns

Do the blacks honestly expect us non-blacks to accept this garbage?

So it's my B-day today, I'm officially another year older. And before you ask, just as I mentioned in the last blog, I'd currently prefer to keep my age private.

Anyway, so I have no idea how to celebrate, but thank you for all of the lovely birthday wishes! It is very much appreciated, you wonderful people you.

My wish is that you all have a wonderful day today, (some Jse merch would be nice too,) and I once again thank you.

And now to play this awesome remix on repeat.

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Because it wouldn't be the holidays if it wasn't last minute, right?

So anyway...about the chapter for "Grief" that was planned to go up tonight...it's, uh...it's not finished.

It's so close to being finished that it's not funny, and by all accounts, I easily should've been able to get it finished this week, helped by the fact that I've been feeling pretty good about this next chapter.

But it's not.

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Enjoy! (Note: image unrelated - don't worry, I'd never kill off a Pie sister.)

I haven't done one of these in a while. Also, for some reason there's now over seven hundred of y'all following me. What. I don't know if I should be proud or concerned. Perhaps a milestone blog with more to it will come after my latest story drops. Or maybe not. I dunno. I'd have to narrow it down to one main focus.

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...Look, I promise that word salad makes sense.

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Last week's extra-long shuffle is finally done. Hopefully the extra time helped.

We're finally at the end of that FUCKING Sonic crossover. With this, both of our multi-parters are officially over, leaving next month open for a proper anniversary celebration.

By the time it's realeased, you see how mutch difference the already worked over rough chapter get changed until release.
Just for everyone that seem to think i need proofreading. You'r welcome to offer you'r time

PM or comments in story to contact me.
Constructive critic is always welcome.
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Marksaline the Necromorph Queen

Black Marker Necromancer cult and it's unfortunately fortune beginnung

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