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Mar
10th
2021

Absurd enough for ya? · 6:46pm March 10th

Report Randomizer77 · 21 views · #absurd
Jun
7th
2015

How to Draw Ponies · 5:38pm Jun 7th, 2015

Mar
2nd
2021

Poland is a funny country! · 6:22pm March 2nd

Trying to get OTC antidepressants here:

Pharmacy 1:
"Sorry, all sold out :trixieshiftleft:."

Pharmacy 2:
"Oh, that's been out of stock for weeks... :unsuresweetie:"

Pharmacy 3:
"Nope, that's not available. You can't even order that from the warehouse at the moment :duck:."

Online pharmacies:
"Out of stock."
"Unavailable."
"Sold out."

The site to track down nearest pharmacy having the drugs:
"None found in 50 km radius!"

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Aug
14th
2016

OR 3: Freakin' FINALLY · 7:50am Aug 14th, 2016

Nov
15th
2017

WWBP: Time Machine · 11:11am Nov 15th, 2017

So yesterday I had a really strange thought: If I had a time machine and could talk to myself in 2012, just five years ago, how would that conversation go? Just how much has changed in five years?

Well, I invented timetravel, and recorded the resulting conversation for your benefit.

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Jul
20th
2018

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitposting · 8:24am Jul 20th, 2018

This is probably the worst thing I've ever written. Can we hit the featured box?

[Adult story embed hidden]

Jun
17th
2017

New Story About Anon Thinking Pinkie Pie Is A Balloon · 7:03pm Jun 17th, 2017

Image so SO UNRELATED! Thank god.

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Jul
11th
2020

Illness vs. Sickness · 2:27am Jul 11th, 2020

I haven't been able to write (or do) hardly anything in months, even though I'm off during the Summer and stuck inside. At first I thought it was mental illness, but much of it's still physical, and I don't quite know where the separation twixt the two lies.

Also, the brony world appears to have descended into chaos.

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Sep
21st
2015

I Arted · 1:58pm Sep 21st, 2015

Behold, new cover art I've been working on (in Inkscape, borrowing from real artists) for stories I wrote or edited. And while it wasn't intentional, it turns out these stories have a few things in common.

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Jan
21st
2021

What? · 7:40am January 21st

1. Reparations
2. No Bail
3. Release All Prostitutes From Jail
4. No Death Penalty
5. Free Education
6. Free Health Care
7. Defund The Police
8. Cute The Military Budget
9. Redistribute The Wealth
10. Publicly-Financed Campaigns

Do the blacks honestly expect us non-blacks to accept this garbage?

Oct
18th
2019

Fillies aren't fillies anymore, they are colts now. · 5:57am Oct 18th, 2019

I need to vent. Because I just stumbled over the greatest and biggest absurdity I've ever had to encounter in 33 years on this planet. I have the feeling that I need to write this down to prevent myself from going nuts. That's how bad it is.

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Oct
19th
2019

I have one more addendum about Lemon Crumble and her gender: Looks like I just want to fuck her now and that's my issue. · 7:19pm Oct 19th, 2019

This comes unexpected, because I wanted to not discuss the issue further until my ban on Derpibooru has expired, but something else ridiculous just happened that needs clarification and being called out.

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Nov
18th
2019

On one of these days, I should make a series called "Absurd Block Reasons the World Needs to See" · 12:37am Nov 18th, 2019

Yes, I did block you on purpose, and it's not just that you personally insulted me, or believe in different things.

I blocked you because you combine a firehosing of illogical opinions masquerading as facts with a deep and profound lack of respect for anyone who disagrees with you.

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Dec
9th
2016

November 2016 Art Commissions · 4:37pm Dec 9th, 2016

Oct
18th
2019

Lemon Crumble, Round #2: If you see this and still think that Lemon Crumble isn't a filly, you make a complete fool out of yourself. · 2:18pm Oct 18th, 2019

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