Any of ya'll going to Ciderfest?

And if you are... wanna hang out?

Hello friends! It's been, uh... *checks watch* almost a year since I updated my beloved fic? Whoops!
The news with me (and my excuse) is that I graduated, finally! Got my BS degree! So now I've got more time to write. Thank you very much for your patience!

EChildren of the Sun

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi

Our Goddess has told us we will finally reach the surface today, after nearly a thousand years' wait. As her Prophet, I will be the first to see the sun again. I can only hope Equestria is still up there.

• Alt. Universe
• Fluttershy
• Twilight
• Rainbow Dash
• Pinkie
• Applejack

Silent Whisper · 25k words  ·  232  5 · 2.3k views

Oh, and if anyone's never heard it before:
The original 1970 version by Minnie Riperton

The better-known 2001 remake by 4hero

So I decided today to post my Rainbow Dash flying speed findings on Reddit, and in doing so I noticed a really big, stupid mistake I made.

Remember how 28mph sounded really slow?

Well, it turns out I accidentally counted the time per lap as 11 seconds, but looking at the footage again it's more like 4. I have no idea how that happened, but I'm really surprised none of us caught it sooner.

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The Rich family had never been known for being cheapskates, but they could at least smell a scam when they saw one.

“They’re charging how much for these?!” Diamond yelled, losing her composure for a second.

“Two thousand bits for the cheap seats, miss,” the pony at the ticket booth replied civilly. “Why you askin’, kid? Not enough in your piggybank?”

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Art, as usual, by my longtime pal and illustrator, Colby “Greenfinger” Green. Commissioned in tribute to Grant Imahara, the character Umahara is based on.

Take care, folks, and see you again soon.

Edit: okay then fimfic. Don't show the pic would ya. I'll update the link later.

Yes that is a ponified graphing calculator from one of the random requests I put on an open request sketches post over a year ago.

No I will not elaborate on why it's there. I don't know either.

y'all who still watch for me to update stuff are nerds
it's kinda sweet tho

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In today's digital age, our smartphones have become an integral part of our lives. We rely on them for communication, accessing personal information, banking, and much more. However, with the increasing sophistication of cybercriminals, the risk of our phones being hacked has also risen. If you suspect that your phone has been compromised, it is crucial to take immediate action to protect your data and secure your device. A

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Rainbow turned to look at their enemy. "Hey asshole, you know that you just fucked up hard, right?"
"You dare talk to me that way, trollop?"
Pinkie had enough at that point. A cocky grin sliding onto her face that would have made Sunset proud, she shouted, "Oooooh! Now you fucked up!"
"Excuse me, you little pink-haired slattern?"
"Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up!"
"Shut up, you whore!"
"You have fucked up now!"

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My ego, having swollen to the size of an overripe pumpkin over the course of the last half-year, drove me to Google Jelly God recently, and I came across a review of it from several years ago on a blog that is apparently managed by someone named Chris, which I think is actually a pseudonym for a colony of crab people.

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I just spent the last hour trying to tune out distractions and managed to put out 1,697 words of prose.

It felt really good.

I haven't been focusing lately. Just sort of been letting myself be distracted, not really focusing on anything I didn't have to do.

It feels good to actually get some stuff done.

I'm all the way up to the last scene of this story. It is probably going to end up being about 10,000 words long.

It's been a while since I just randomly powered out a story.

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It's been a long time.

Only the first 20 seconds are relevant, but I do reccomend watching the full video if you somehow haven't seen it before

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So now I've five stories to keep updates with huh?

While I still can't set a definitive schedule for when updates will be out I can give a guarantee in what order I'll be updating each story.

In order of upcoming update:

1. The Moms have been Doubled.

2. Big Sis Twily Shorts

3. The definition of "Soulmate"

4. Bridging Words

5. "Why does everypony say that?!"

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Let's see...

Since I stopped drinking soda during the week and gone to the gym 2~3 times a week, I lost ten pounds in the past month. (I was 210 at the start of September, now I'm 195!)

I studied German every day last week.

I got all my weekend chores and whatnot done already, so now I have a lot of time for writing/drawing.

I've been getting better at saving my money and almost have my emergency fund saved up.

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The Fixer, a Berylverse story

After the eventful summer that found Sable Loam involved with warring mercenary factions and the very firmaments of the universe, the ex-army school teacher finds himself becoming the Admiral of the newly ascended Princess Sunset Shimmer's fledgling guard: the new SIRENs. Between that and his job at Equestria County Alternative High, Sable hardly has any time for a personal life.

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On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 6 reasons not to live...

Hey everyone, so I have just uploaded chapter 34 of My Feelings Have Shifted, if you read two blogs back you understand that with the cost of living going up in the UK has required me to take on three jobs. Unfortunately, at the end of July, the boss of one of my jobs, has been banned from the building where the business is and has shut down the business, making everyone who worked there lose their jobs. Everyone there seemed to be only slightly annoyed with this, and it turns out everyone

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It was the best thing ever. Seriously, this was everything that made me fall in love with MLP. The last time we had anything this great was when Discord was a villain. My mind has been blown so thoroughly that I've lost the capacity to express emotion. In my head, I'm saying this in Maud's voice. If you haven't watched it yet, go do it. Like, right now.