First off, when I say the writing business, or simply 'the business,' I mean the actual business of writing stories and getting paid for it. I'm not talking about the bookselling business, the publishing business, the paper business, the wholesaler business or any of those businesses that perch up on high overlooking the scribblers down in the dirt. It doesn't matter if Bloomsday or Waterstones are making record profits if a skilled writer can't catch a break. When I say the writing business,

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Do you read The Undesirables? Do you like TVTropes?

Well The Undesirables now has a (fairly destitute) TVTropes page!

Should you be into that sort of thing feel free to edit it! As someone has so kindly done already. The story itself is a bit barren at the moment to provide a full on article of tropes but that should change in time as the plot moves on ahead.

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What if we replaced a popular background character, say Octavia for example, with a shark? Would anyone notice? Would it change the story's outcome in any way? Would it be able to adjust to pony society? Can you believe it's not pony?

Find out in the collected adventures of Sharktavia.

I think it's good to reflect on a teaching that has shaped my current worldview, as I believe it is relevant to the current climate we live in. That being the teachings of stoic philosophy. 

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Mail call!

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And now, with one more update, From Finner has come to an end. Thank you all for reading.

I'm back friends, feeling good, and with a story update to boot!

Without You

Enjoy folks!

You all know I love that pony. She doesn't have a group, so I made her one -- Frazzle Rock Rocks.

So if you find any more Frazzle Rock stories, could you add them there, please?

On a related note, I put a new chapter up for A Rock in a Soft Place. This one has awkward dating! And food porn! Followed by porn porn! The rules of the site forbid me from linking to it, but you know where to look.

Okay, more gay horse porn up. Posted in the evening, so people can do what they need to do.

Greetings, everyone!

Saturday is here, and that means more cartoon horses, and a new chapter of From Finner. What story does Finner have to tell Lyric? Tune in to find out.

IN WHICH PARANOIA STRIKES
Hey. Before I get into today's brain-dump, here's the full version of a teaser video I posted awhile back.

I don't really know what else to say except I'm sleepy. Schedule? What's that? Maybe I'll figure it out past the fold.

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Derpi 1808496.

It's pretty tame but still against site rules.

But by all means have a look if you like Rainbow Dash's ass.

Hello, everyone!

Just a quick update to say that the first chapter of From Finner has been released! As stated before, it shall be updated every Saturday until complete. If you decide to give it a read, I thank you, and I hope that you enjoy it.

Cheers, everyone!

I did promise a blog about Troubled Griffs.

So, here goes.

Troubled Griffs was originally written for the basic contest I hosted in Quills and Sofas, with the prompt "Just breathe, we'll be okay". Even before the contest launched, I had a vision in my head that involved Gallus discovering that he was polyamorous and going to Trixie in order to cope with the feelings. They'd talk and Gallus would eventually come to terms with his sexuality.

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My first and probably only fic for the video game Armello. I feel like I'm cheating on you guys writing this, but there are more kinds of furries than just ponies, right? It's called The Miner's Cavern, and yet the action takes place in a small shack. What could the title refer to?

It's a great story. So good I can't link to it. But anyone old enough to be allowed to read it should be able to fix this broken URL:
archiveofourown.org/works/19203895

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Update!

TThe Resurrectionists

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Adventure
• Horror

Skanky Biscuits acts like a mean pony, but all she wants is for her friends to be safe. Now they’re involved in experiments with near-death experiences! How can she protect them when they’re literally courting death?

• Sex
• Violence
• Suicide / Self Harm
• Death
• Profanity
• Celestia
• Luna
• OC

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I wrote a story about Cadence and Twilight Velvet!

Okay, that's not surprising.

I wrote a story about Cadence and Twilight Velvet where they don't have sex!

ETrains, Tesseracts, and Alicorns

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Slice of Life

Twilight Velvet and Princess Cadence struggle with a long train ride, a natural disaster, a portal to oblivion, and their own awkward relationship. Which challenge will be most difficult? That last one.

• Cadance
• Twilight Velvet

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Been working on this one for a while. Lovingly written, as always. Take. Read. Its good I promise.

After months of silence, I have two new stories:

[Adult story embed hidden]

And

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Hey everyone, just making a non mlp related blog. Just really wanted to tell people.

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So... while reading some other works of fanfiction (not MLP, as I'm presently on a historical fiction kick), I've remembered something that I keep burying/ignoring.

WARNING: the rest of this is my ramblings about my personal family.

I have two ways of writing the fathers of my characters. Either they are absent/negligent (only occasionally are they outright abusive in any way)... or they are amazing paragons of paternal virtue.

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