I didn't have a lot of time, but this was a fun simple thing to write. Glad I did it. It's been too long since I've updated.

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IN WHICH I WORK AND DON'T
First off, as always, I owe my readers an apology for my lack of new stories. However, I have spent much of this afternoon writing. That's sort of progress. See this is why, with the exception of my Mayor Mare stories, I try not to promise anything, because I don't want to let you down. Anyway, click the "Read More" for info.

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You guys are crazy.

So, uh... How about a celebration? No? Well fuck you, I'm doing it anyway.

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Pretty nuts, right? And they don't even suck!

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I'm still working on that other bigger project too, but I need a break for it while I'm sick. In the meantime, here, let's read about Twilight Sparkle being... weird. As usual. Bleh.

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Fuck me, I can't believe we're still doing "Three of Me." I think we're getting close to the end of our look at it now, though.

Speaking of ending things, we're wrapping "Anon-A-Miss." Enjoy.

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YEP! Twilight, porn, and a guest appearance that gets more circle-jerky the more I look at it.
Jesus fucking christ, this story. Is it really that wrong to get drunk on a Monday?

Enjoy. Or don't. But I kinda think some of you might enjoy this more than others.

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I wrote a story tonight. It's about Anon and Applejack and a chair. It's dumb. It's simple and dumb. It's even rated Teen. But it might make a few of you laugh a little anyway, so have at if you like.

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There's not much to say. It's dumb and short and I hope it makes some of you laugh a little. I had some free time and wanted to give those of you who read it a giggle. Enjoy.
And if you don't enjoy it?
Get fucked, I don't care, I have wine.

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WHELP.

Another Monday night has rolled by. I've been ... mildly productive, if not as productive as I could have been. I'm currently working on a NON PONY project, blasphemous as that is. I'm hoping to have it finished by the end of June, and then polished into a presentable form by mid-July. So, uh, yay for deadlines? I don't think I've really pulled a deadline-chasing all-nighter since college, so ... uh, yeah.

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I swear I remember changing buckets to fuckets a few days after posting the story, but I guess I either didn’t save it or I was hallucinating. Either way: fuck you, fuck me, fuck apples, fuck trees.

So, I came up with a character, as some of you know, and I wanted to make an announcement for her. I'll be putting a bunch of pictures here and links to the one-shot I put her in.

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Happy New Year!
It’s that time of the week once again. It’s Trash Day! Yay!

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I've been reading a bunch of Anon-a-Miss fics lately and have noticed a trend. A lot of people flesh out Sunset and her past, present and future. A good number of them give other side characters a chance to shine, from Gilda to Octavia, from Sirens to shadowbolts. A lot less give their time to the main 5 and how and why they react like they do. But I haven't seen any (yet) that give the CMC some motivations for their actions besides what is already said in the comic. Which is wierd considering

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