:0 · 9:51pm Oct 3rd, 2017
You guys are crazy. 
So, uh... How about a celebration? No? Well fuck you, I'm doing it anyway.
UR NOT FIEN: This "story" was... something. When I started writing it, the original intent was to have Anon snap and try to kill Pinkie, only to be thwarted by her cartoon physics body(or something like that, it wasn't gonna be dark or anything). It was a weak premise, but I just felt like writing something, so that's what I went with. A few hundred words in, I realized nothing I had written down was funny. The story was already writing itself(if that makes sense), so I didn't erase anything. I kept going, not bothering to think about turning it into something sad or funny or fluffy. I just let the dialogue go where it wanted. It's not a perfect story by any means. I wasn't expecting more than a hundred or so views because it wasn't my normal "style" of writing. It wasn't something I intended to write at all, it just sorta happened. After seeing what people thought about it, I realized I had a pretty good (or at least likable) characterization of Pinkie. I've heard other authors talk about how she's one of the hardest characters to write, but I haven't had that same trouble. She writes herself, really.
UR GETIGN BERT: Oh boy. I'm not gonna bother with a gay-ass rant about this one. If you've read it, you already know how autistic I am. For me, the best part of writing this has been reading the comments over time.
June 29th
July
(^this one had me rollin)
Less than a goddamn month. Y'all are some thirsty little manwhores.
The rest of the comments about liking the story and shit gave me some pretty gay feelings. I've had to suck off twelve different guys so far to make sure I'm not turning into one o' them hoe-mows. I didn't enjoy it, so I'm in the clear for now.
Extra-large poner tax because knighty is shilling for the gubment. Also I wanted to share these. 
Funny enough, and I have no way to prove it, I was both the 500 and 600th likes on your stories. They were just SITTING there at 499 and 599 respectively and I went FUCK THAT SHIT
Also I read the stories. I liked them too.
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I believe that. I kinda suspected it when I saw the favorites notification with your name on it.
THEY WERE LIKE THAT FOR DAYS I WANTED TO DIE
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Is your mom's name Nothing?
And I'm not a slut. I only suck dick to make sure I'm not gay.
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seems like a good reason to me!
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I remember reading the first a while back and I was happy to see that there was a sequel! You definitely deserve the like, the story is great.
Even people who find Pinkie annoying can't deny a kind word, hug and snuggle from her would work wonders when you're in a rut. The time of year when adjusting to on-and-off SAD depression is upon us.
Personally I don't ship them. I do, however, find the idea of them pretending to be in a VERY intimate relationship to fuck with people hilarious.
I like the story's also good on ya
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This
Aww, you're not going to ship them? I swear that I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Congrats? Or Fuck you too? I don't know
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Yes
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I didn't say that
I really like your story. It's among my top favourite human in EQ stories. Really like the way you handle Pinkie Pie. There are way too many who only write her as a fourth wall gag.
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Imo, 4th wall breaks are way too easy to do, but so hard to make funny. Like, "haha, she said a thing that only a reader would know and the other characters are confused haha so original."
Super funny, right?
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I know! That's why it's so refreshing to see someone not taking the easy and lazy way with Pinkie. Fourth wall breaks are a pet peeve of mine.
Man, that is a heavy poner tax. This gubment!