Quack Quack! We've got the cutest widdle ducky, Monochromatic this weekend! Stop on by and ask Mono some questions!

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Mono!
1) How do I get a meal for free?
2) Do you like plants?
3) What's the worst thing you've ever had in your mouth?
4) What's at the centre of it all?
5) How do you stimulate your creativity?

MONO!
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1: Favorite M6 ship that doesn’t include Rarity?
2: Least favorite?
3: quack
4: Any more hints about what’s coming up in TEK?

BONUS: Do you have any plans to write a raritwi fic based on dilarus’s The Many Faces of Twilight Sparkle? If not, you should consider it. It’s easily the most romantically charged depiction of Twilight I’ve seen. Here are some examples:



You can practically taste the raw sexual energy from the last picture.

1. What is your favorite and least favorite mlp episode?
2. What is your favorite memory as a brony?
3. Who is worse, Zephyr Breeze or Spoiled Rich?
4. What is your favorite M/F ships?
5. How much of a mary sue is is Flurry Heart?
6. Is Flurry Heart a demon from hell?
7. Who among the barcast would you turn into a Mary Sue Alicorn?
8. Do you like ponies that have freckles?
9. Who would you befriend if you where a pony?
10. Who is the one you would betray as a pony?

11. What do you think of this baby pony foal, you you adopt this little guy?

1. What's your favorite non-MLP franchise?

2. Have you ever done anything for a non-MLP franchise?

3. Would you like to upgrade to technicolor?

1. Hey
2. Hi
3. Hello
4. Hello?
5. Hello?
6. Fucking answer me!!!
7. Pick up the phone!
8. I just wanted to see if you'd pick up Chinese on your way home from work, why do you keep dodging my calls?

1. MONO!
2. Quack?
3. What's your favourite animal? I'm guessing something that goes quack?
4. If there is anything that you want to achieve in your life, what would it be?
5. And finally, do you like bows? Because I do too!

MONO!!!

i mean wait what

1. ...Mono???
2. Which of your stories are you most proud of and why?
3. What's the best ship besides RariTwi and why is it TwiDash?
4. Why are you here talking to us when you should be writing TEK?
5. Why are ducks the best?
6. Why are you the best?

Mono!!!

My deepest congratulations on TEL being 'the best fanfic evar'. There's no better way to celebrate than by some deep, well-researched questions.

0. Please explain a "weh."

1. Why the separation of steamy stuff from your main account?
2. What sort of catharsis comes from writing Crimson Lips?
3. What is your favorite short from it? Which would you suggest for others?

Let's go Deeper.

EGood Enough

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Slice of Life

Twilight finds herself too frightened to ask Rarity a question, so she asks by not asking it at all.

• Twilight
• Rarity

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4. Why do you feel you can't post as much Rari-Twi on your Main account? Do you think other writers in the fandom feel this way?

Okay. Let's stop exposing ShortSkirt's alt accounts.

5. What is Rari-Twi Bomb Day, and should Fimfic be scared?
6. How well do you think Mental Health is portrayed in the fanfiction scene, and what steps should an author take to ensure their portrayal is not only accurate, but healthy?

There. That should fill 2 hours.

Sorry for last week, I fell asleep before getting my questions up. Also, Borderlands 3. My bad.

One - What is your favorite meal, snack, or foodstuff that is really unhealthy but so friggin' delicious?

Two - What is the biggest or weirdest fear that you have?

Three - Why is Bagged Milk the Best Milk?

Four - What is your one annoying habit?

Five - What's the theme song for your sex life?

Six - Watch Anime by chance? If so, what are your favorites? -- Bonus points if you're a fan of Durarara!!

Seven - Just how big is your porn stash?

Eight - Congratulations! You've just been hired at the local stripclub! What is your stage name?

OMG! It’s Monochromatic, author of My Little Dashie!

1: Equestria, vacation spot or permanent residence?

2: Cheeky Timeline Shenanigans: You must replace one piece of historical artwork—to include paintings, statues, literature, videos, etc—with a piece of your own artwork with the best fic ever, as decided by popular BronyCon (Endling Edition) vote: The Enchanted Library. Your artwork will receive the same exposure as the original, including public showings, readings, school assignments, being read in church, etc. What do you replace with The Enchanted Library, and how is history changed?

3: If you were the very model of a modern major general, would you have information primarily:
A: Animal
B: Vegetable
Or
C: Mineral?

Mono at cons your Pickachu hat is worn by literally dozens of individuals in various stages of unwashed-ness. On a scale of 1-10 how worried are you about getting lice?

Mono, why are you so rood to ur editing team :<

You've written a lot of AU RariTwi, and a lot of Canon RariTwi. How would you say that those two experiences differ?

Mono?

...

...Mono.

Lazing around in bars talking to people of questionable morals when you could be working on TEK. For shame, my dear. For shame.

Oh, right. Question: How goes the potential adventure of getting TEL in print form for those of us waiting for that to do a re-read? Would you say doing it for a single large story is easier or harder than doing it for a short story collection?

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people of questionable morals

This implies we aren’t objectively awful people, and frankly that’s insulting

What doth life?

1. How are you?
2. How and when did you learn to write stories?
3. Twlight and Rarity are about to fall off a cliff and you can only save one of them, who is it going to be?
(Boring end: Both actually know how to teleport and no one dies)

Hey

Have you ever wondered how many houses you've passed in your lifetime that have people locked in the basement?

Would you rather have a miscarriage or a retarded child?

How are you today?~

1. Whats your favorite video game?
2. whats your favorite boss fight?
3. have you accepted skeletor the master of the universe into your heart?
4. you are in small horse burg what business do you start ?
5. Do you even praise bro?

how good is your macrowriting tho

Will you marry me

What misunderstanding of the RariTwi dynamic peeves you the most, when you see it in fiction (or in the show)?

I apologize in advance for my mediocre entry for the Raritwi bomb

So, was this chat worth it?
Have you had a good day?
Would you hug thing-pone? Kiss them good night? Tell them every little thing is going to be alright?
Would you do the do with Thing-pone too? (Or night time bed snuggles, if Lewd = no)
How many pictures of fashionably cute horse do you want?
How many hugs will everyone get, and why will Enigma have to pay for the premium hugs pass to get his?

Yay, Mono!!
Quack!

Just a few questions, if that's okay?

1. Why ducks?

2. What inspired you to write Crimson Lips? What do you wish for readers to learn/take away from it?

3. What inspired the Bodyguard series?

4. Why ship Rarity and Twilight? Why do you feel they work so well together?

Thank you for always being nice at conventions and so many good stories!

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fyi,
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/754583/on-raritwi

Also I believe Earthsong came up with Bodyguard first

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Thank you for sharing this with me! Sadly, this goes on here in America, to one degree or another, as much as it does elsewhere.

It's good to know that like Rarity, Mono makes her own destiny!

tell us about your favorite non-MLP ships and rarepairs

This has been my first barcast and you guys are all awesome, this has been a blast.
Question time.
1. Hello?
2. Is there a Story behind Ducky Ink?
3. What are you planning to do when you finish with the MLP fandom?
4. What are some of your favorite stories on Fimfiction that you have not writen (both SFW and NSFW)?
5. A child died here you know.
6. What are some of your favorte games, movies, and music?
7. What do you REALLY think about the guys on the Barcast?
8. What was it that made you think "OMG Raritwi is the best!"?
9. Love you mono .