It was supposed to be a routine convoy mission—until a freak interaction between mysterious Soviet chemicals and magic teleports a T-62 tank and its crew to the middle of Equestria. Disoriented and stranded, the Soviet soldiers must navigate this strange new world, understand its bizarre rules, and search for a way home—if one even exists.
i have decided to bite the bullet and post this because why not? (ik why not it was rhetorical) i doubt this will get much attention because, as we all know the Soviet invasion/occupation of Afghanistan is a popular topic here on FimFiction but idrc. have fun with the chapter titles, they are unhinged as possible while still on topic.
lastly, I don’t speak Russian, just German and English, so if I butcher anything in Cyrillic, feel free to let me know and I’ll fix it. Enjoy!