If one lives immortal life, they may often find it rife
With events that cause them strife, which may make them want to roar.
This tale is of one such being, who thought life was disagreeing
With her when she lost her sister, who forever she’d adore.
Perhaps another can step in, since she’s lost one she does adore…
Would you like to read some more?

I was inspired to write this when Unique SKD took his own shot at 'going Poe' (said story has since been deleted, unfortunately). It just took me a while to work out the kinks with this one.

My second story in poem form, I followed the trochee as best I could. It wasn’t easy.

Editing and brainstorming provided by Shahrazad
Cover picture by pokerface3699

The Celestian Church (detested in writing by Celestia herself) has been a pain in the Royal hoof long enough. The Princesses take out a contract to kill the church without serious harm to any pony.
Laughter is the weapon chosen . . .

Unhinged pony, escaping from the Asylum is met by an elderly blue unicorn. He is none other than De Writer, the 3000 year old Chronicler of Equestria. De Writer treats Unhinged to a lunch of his favorite foods while seeming to watch for a particular pony. That pony, on his way to meet with the terrorists of the Anit Pegasus Cult, steals Unhinged's lunch.

Coalsmoke, a lovely blank flanked mare, witnesses an attempted assault on Grumpy and that leads to revealing her troubles to him.
Since Grumpy's Non Equine magical practice thrives on the discord between ponies, he agrees to help her.
The troubles and the contract change when she becomes the victim of violent abuse.
As a result of the consequences of the last contract, Coalsmoke earns an unusual cutie mark and embarks on a new carreer.

This story is a sequel to A Bad Day for Grumpy Goat

Sweet Berry, of Sweet Berry Farms is told that she has a terminal cancer. Expensive treatments can extend her life but she will have to sell the farm to afford them and may die in debit anyway.
She comes to Grumpy for a quick and painless end.
Grumpy spots a fly in the ointment and shows her an alternative solution.

Caramel Treat and Fangrin have figured out the perfect guests/cast for their restaurant's Nightmare Night celebration. They invite both Grumpy Goat and his friend, the Litch King, Lord of the Dead (known as Clarence to his few friends).
It becomes a Nightmare Night to remember!

Many years ago Equestria had a holiday celebrating fears and scares under the watchful eye of Nightmare moon. Now one of the artificial alicorns thinks its time to bring it back. With the help of ghoul pegasis, she is determined to succeed

A working knowledge of Fallout Equestria, Fallout Equestria Hivemind, and of the MLP FIM episode "Luna Eclipsed" is helpful to read this story

EQD cover link

Grumpy seeks revenge on the anti-goat mob that destroyed his home and his studies toward a degree in Equine Psychology just short of his certificate. Turning to Necromancy, he raises the Litch King. Unfortunately, his copy of the NECRONOMIPONY (subtitled Necromancy made Easy: a manual for beginners in the Art) contained a printer's error ~~ ~~ ~

Rainbow Dash loves naps, but when she decides to take one in the middle of a storm she gets sick. Will the usually athletic pegasus be able to slow down and get the rest she needs to get better? And what do the Cutie Mark Crusaders have in store for Ponyville's self proclaimed "coolest pony"?

When I started writing this it was meant as a random comedy but so far it feels more slice of life. Loosely based around the events of the episode "Suited for Success".