A Bad Day for Grumpy Goat

TUnliving Proof: a Grumpy Goat <tail>
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Slice of Life
When Sweet Berry, of Sweet Berry Farm is diagnosed with cancer, the treatment are likely to bankrupt her. She comes to Grumpy for a swift end but finds out that a different and SLOWER end might be better!
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Grumpy seeks revenge on the anti-goat mob that destroyed his home and his studies toward a degree in Equine Psychology just short of his certificate. Turning to Necromancy, he raises the Litch King. Unfortunately, his copy of the NECRONOMIPONY (subtitled Necromancy made Easy: a manual for beginners in the Art) contained a printer's error ~~ ~~ ~

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Halifax

Halifax #1 · Nov 6th, 2014 · · ·

OH MY GOD. FINALLY. EQUESTRIAN NECROMANCY. YES.
Now that that´s over, I cordially thank thee for this story. Equestria needs more Necromancers in general.

De Writer

De Writer #2 · Nov 6th, 2014 · · ·

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Halifax: I have more Grumpy Goat that I think that you wiil enjoy. I will post another pretty soon.
Thank you for enjoying my story.
De Writer.

Seraphem

Seraphem #3 · Nov 7th, 2014 · · ·

Some Goat done break into the cemetery

Shouldn't that be 'broke'?

The corpse that they were looking for was in the next room. It was due to good planning on my part that there were TWO empty graves in the cemetery. Almost felt sorry for the constable. Almost.

NECRONOMIPONY (subtitled Necromancy made Easy: a manual for beginners in the Art)

Meh I prefer the Necroponicon. Or of course, the Necroteleponicon. The phone book of the dead.

I lit the candles and began the invocation to call forth the Litch King.

Hmmm, typo, or intentional twist on the name?

A delightedly evil grin. I mean he was bare bone. An expression should have been impossible. It wasn't. It was definitely a grin.

Yup, skulls are far more expressive then you'd think, just look at Xykon.

Worse, the harm to it, is reflected onto you, the Master.”

Well, that's kind of a bum deal.

Hit by a thought, I asked, “What of the possibility that this disembodied spirit slave might try to rebel against my orders or attack me to return to the dead?”

Always a good idea to cover all your bases with these types of deals.

Fourth, I find your honest desire for revenge and what you are willing to do to get it amusing. Is that clear enough?”

Amazing how agreeable evil spirits of darkness can be if you just give them a little respect and don't act like either an idiot or asshole to them.

And the laughter as the Litch King disappeared.

Not a good sign... okay, how'd the Goat screw himself over with this?

I was beginning to think that something was VERY wrong.

Well, saw something like that coming from a long way away. Now, just how bad?
... hmm The Litch never did say WHICH body he was taking.. did he?

The first of the scattered pages was labeled Errata. ERRATA! A list of MISTAKES in the main text?

And this why you always read the ENTIRE book before messing with these kinds of powers.

Overall he's taking the whole disembodied spirit thing rather well.

Well that was pretty good set up and, yeah, could have been longer and more detailed, but overall, pretty good read. Not to happy with the mob thing and apparent racism towards goats, that feels a bit out of place for Equestria but... it's not to horrible, and does more or less feel like it fits with our overall take on the setting so, just chalk it up to AU and leave it at that.

But yeah great little quick read, and look forward to more here.

De Writer

De Writer #4 · Nov 14th, 2014 · · ·

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As for "done break, into the cemetery" Broke would be correct language. This was a deliberate "ignorant clod" sort of language. This and similar massacres of the language are current around the area where I live.

For the rest, I do thank you. It was a lovely thing to find on showing up here.

Fernin