A Spartan of the UNSC falls into Equestria and has various shenanigans in the land. First chapters revolve around how he meets the royalty, the mane six, and the new world in general.

The World of Darkness meets Friendship is Magic. Malkavian style.

Neil's "condition" has made him an outcast in one society, only barely welcomed into another. Malkavians are bad enough, but a thin-blood? Neil's only choice is either Final Death, or starting again someplace where he'll never be found... by humans, at least. But what will happen if a childe of Malkav enters Equestria?

[Many thanks to the absolutely stellar Shira for helping me get off the ground. This was the first pony fiction idea I had and needed to get it out of my head. However, after writing (and subsequently merging) the first two chapters, I realised that HIE is not what I want to write.]