Desmond is brought to ponyville by a bug in the Animus. Now he must find his way out, and get as much help in this strange universe he has landed in. Assisted by Applejack, Twilight, and a few others, he might just find his way back. But fate has a few plans for him before he returns to his life as an assassin...

WARNING: THIS WILL PROBABLY BE CONFUSING

Crimson Capp, beloved narrator of a semi-beloved story. You all know how he died, but how'd he start out? How'd he become himself? Why's he so fond of Pinkie? When did he become so crazy? Who's gonna narrate this? You're gonna find out here. This story will never be edited, because I think that I already ask too much of my editor.

Night time. Truely a mysterious and wonderful time. What most ponies don't know is that some ponies have a secret night life.

Some of them sneak out to clubs. Some of them just like to party hard. Some are even rumored to be ponies that sleep during the day and are awake at night.

Then there are those select few ponies who serve as the eyes and ears for a secret organization run by Luna, The Princess of The Night.

Pinkie Pie is one of those ponies. In fact she just so happens to be the best of the best in her majesty's royal service, Agent P codenamed 001.

After returning from a trip to the Crystal Empire Pinkie Pie is called to service once again. Her mission this time is to travel back to the Crystal Empire and retrieve some magical artifacts that were created during the reign of the evil King Sombra.

Armed with the latest hi tech gadgets from T Branch 001 will stop at nothing to complete her mission. And anypony who gets in her way will be sorry.

This takes place after the events of "Crystal Empire Part 2" but before "Magic Duel".

the morning is not you favorite time of day, but some of the best things happen in the morning as you will alone with your best friends and the staff of your dreams. The end of the universe is your limit.

The name may or may not have anything to do with the story because it was inspired by the cover pic.

Pinkie Pie's friends don't believe her when she tells them they are being watched, and calls the watchers "Space Ponies".
One day, she feels a Doozy and goes in search of one for proof...
Things don't turn out as expected for the hapless Brony/Furry fan she brings back. Oh well, at least Twilight has somepony new to study.
Can the intrepid former human hide behind the scenes as a BG pony through season 2 and 3, or will he bring disaster to Equestria?
Only time will tell...