8.30 ... sugar cube corner ... pony's dancing ... yup, you're at a party that just won't stop, deal with it.
You can hear a count of three sounds, one being the sound of all the pony's raving around you, two being pinkie pie laughing and three being the mean beat's ringing through your ears.
(gotta love DJ pon3) 
"I gotta say twi this doesn't seem like a test to me!" you can just say over the music.
"this is more of a 'congratulations, your tests are over' party than a test, but I thought I would take the chance to make this a test as well" call's twilight into your ear.
Three hour's later
11:30 ... half the ponies have left the party ... you're still wide awake, but your legs hurt from dancing so how you’re just leaning on a wall and panting.
(I can do better man get a grip)
Two and a half hour's later
2:00 in the morning .... it's just you, pinkie pie, twilight sparkle and this one pony you met about an hour ago,
you're starting to get a little drowsy and you're still groovin to the broken beat.
pinkie pie is dancing beside you more awake than you are and twilight is using a spell to keep herself awake, you look over at the pony you met and see him passed out on the ground with one leg twitching, you look back to twilight who is trying her best to stay awake, you look to pinkie pie who has begun doing the pony poky.
Right as you sit down for a break a song that you could swear was a trap starts to play, the sort of song that is made to put you to sleep.
blasted song
the next thing you know you're sitting down next to twilight and falling asleep.
Five hour's later ... I think
You can tell its early morning because the sunlight is yet again on your face, the sound of birds chirping is yet again in your ears ... but hold on ... no twilight sparkle telling you to get out of bed? hmm.
You look down and notice you're still in your clothes from the party(aka: your only clothes ... you should ask rarity to make you some clothes) you get up off the bed and walk down stairs, as you walk down the stairs and into the living room you notice twilight coming out of her room and following you.
"morning twi, how'd ya sleep" you ask as you sit down on the sofa.
"pfffshhhh" is all you get from Twilight.
"okay?" you rub your eye.
Twilight sits down beside you and puts a hoof to her forehead.
You look around the tree in a bit of a haze, while gazing around you see a grayish brown blob on the other side of the room.
"hey Twilight,..." twilight looks up at you. "who is that?" you ask pointing to the pony in the corner.
"oh, him, he's the stallion you were talking to last night. I didn't know where he lived so I brought him here." twilight yawned.
"hmm"
you get up and walk over to the pony on the other side of the room, you give him a sharp jab in the side and he groans making a small noise.
"dude, you gotta get up" you shake him lightly.
The pony on the floor rolls over and looks at you, he has a grayish brown coat and a black mane with a purple streak through it.
( oh and look he's a unicorn. )
You help him up onto his hoofs and he thanks you.
standing up he kind of looks like this...
(...huh...)
You gesture over to the sofa (not twilight ... the sofa ... THE ... SOFA ...OK?) so you and the pony walk over and sit down on the sofa.
After a few moments of sitting in silence the gray pony speaks up.
"my name is Titan, and you two are?" he extends a hoof out to greet you.
You shake his hoof and tell him your name
"... and this is twilight."you point to twilight who shakes his hoof.
"hay? could one of you please tell me how I got here?" he chuckles a little.
"uhhhh...-" you start
"you were asleep on the floor when I went home so I brought you here." twilight finishes your sentence.
( yea, cause theres no way he might be a RAPEST! )
"oh, well, thanks uuhh ... Twilight is it?"
"yes" Twilight add's.
'POOF' a letter appears in front of you and Twilight, Twilight picks up the letter "I'll be right back" as she exits the room, you are left with just you and titan.
"she's hot, you hit that yet ... or are you too much of a 'not a pony'? he ask's.
"WHAT?!" you scream at him "You bucking perve! ... *sigh* ... no, no I have not"
He seem'd to consider what you just said,
"can I ?"
You look at him and clench your fist as if to say 'I'm going to rip you limb from limb and feed you your leg's' and he seems to notice it.
"sorry man I didn't know."
"It's kool ... just, if you touch her i'll kill you ...ok?
"duly noted."
At this point Twilight walks back into the room, she looks a bit nerves.
"you OK there twi, you don't look too good." you ask concerned
"The princess would like to see us at the palace in canterlot tomorrow, she would like to talk to you about your staff."
( Here ... let allow me to remind you. yesterday twilight sent a letter to princess celestia telling her that YOU were interested in getting a staff ... remember? ... no ... well too bad it happened.)
"sound kool." says titan.
"very cool." you and Twilight say in unison
titan look at the both of you a bit confused "have.. you two been practicing saying that or something."
Titan smirks.
"ha! nah i'm just kind of excited that I might be getting a badass staff" you say with a (massive) grin.
"ya I can see that." says titan with a mocking grin AND a mocking a slant.
( ok, time to get witty at this bum. )
" ya well, you have had magic all your life, me, my home world doesn't even have magic"
"well, that's all about to change isn't it. then you'll be only human in history to wield a magic staff." Twilight comment's
You laugh at Twilight comment and go to tip your hat ... but its gone.
"oh what, where's my hat?" you ask a little angry.
"what hat?" titan ask's
"I don't think you picked it up from Rarity's boutique yesterday."
( ha! you have no mind. )
"darn, I gotta go get it, that's my Favorite hat. You wanna come with new guy?"
You get up off the sofa and look at titan. He get's up and shakes his head furiously.
( bed head I guess. )
"sure i'll go, I could do with some fresh air."
you look over to Twilight, "twi?"
"no thanks, I have something to do. You two should go." Twilight waves her hoof towards the door.
"c'mon dude, what the worst that could happen?"
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