WARNING: THIS WILL PROBABLY BE CONFUSING

Crimson Capp, beloved narrator of a semi-beloved story. You all know how he died, but how'd he start out? How'd he become himself? Why's he so fond of Pinkie? When did he become so crazy? Who's gonna narrate this? You're gonna find out here. This story will never be edited, because I think that I already ask too much of my editor.