I suppose it's only natural that "EHM," as its title is so commonly shortened, should find its way to FIMfiction. This is the premiere destination for MLP fanfics nowadays, and it would seem amiss if a story that so many people have read did not take its place here.
As most of you know by now, this is a story about DMT, A blob, and Mac, going out on a grand adventure into lands beyond Equestria to save the life of Twilight Sparkle. It's about those three ponies growing both separately and together, and it's about exploring just what makes up the world where Friendship Is Magic takes place. It's a story about growth, struggle, and sacrifice. Nopony in it leaves it unchanged.
You will notice, if you have read this story before, that I have removed a lot of the use of bold text and some of the uses of italics. I really did use a great deal of marked-up text in this story, far more than is actually necessary to convey meaning and emphasis. Hopefully this makes for a cleaner read.
A huge debt is owed to everyone who has read this story since I started writing it way back in 2011. You all helped me keep going when my spirit seemed to falter. It is for you that I place this story here- and for you that I write what will come next.

Blurb: DMT has always assumed that his body hated him, and so did the universe. His theory is proven when a series of unfortunate events occur, resulting in him in Equestria and nearly being killed over again and again due to plane crashes, falling ponies and a bunch of other derpy situations. Ok, shoot me for not being MASSIVLY original, but this has quite a lot of differences to all the other Human in Equestria stories. It’s a rather amusing and random, contains quite a large amount of choice language, a hell of a lot of references, especially to epic titles and books such as The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, and sexual puns as well. I will have a relationship involved in my story but I doubt I will include clop, but I don’t know yet, and if I do, there will be a link to it instead of me including it in the main story so those who do not generally read pornography don’t have to, the next chapter would skip to the morning after most likely. I’ve got TONS of ideas for this and will see it to the end, so if you enjoy, throw up your thumb and throw down a comment to give me any feedback at all, praise and criticisms so I can make live up to all your expectations. Love and tolerance bro’s! (\ P.S I have chosen myself as the main character so I can express my feelings about what happens in the story from my point of view, and also explain what I would do in these situations. I can tell you that all my little back stories are true, so that’s pretty original and cool, however it has resulted in my friend, Hoe Joward, (You’ll learn more about him in the story as it progresses) making a parody of it that’s really offensive to me, and so weird and nonsensical it will melt your brain, but it’s bloody brilliant so I’ll link it at the end of the story for you to read.

A pony wakes up, with no memories of his past, who he is, how he got to Equestria or even what he's doing there. He walks through the a forest and finds six mares on his walk. They don't know who he is either. Come along as he treks through Equestria on a journey. This journey will be riddled with trouble. He will face many enemies. This is The Dark Angel's Path.

Done in collaboration with CrystalSeeker

Strange things happen when you're asleep, as Rarity and Sweetie Belle are about to find out.

Will update inconsistently. You have been warned. After wracking my brains for an eternity trying to write a second chapter, I've decided to leave this as a stand-alone piece. My apologies to anyone expecting a follow-up.

Mikel is a DIE HARD brony. It doesn't help that help that he's a huge science nerd. It's his birthday and he only wants one thing: a rainbow dash tee. But he's about to get the ULTIMATE cos-play. Let's hope for the best.

A certain familiar mare finds herself in Ponyville. While this wasn't exactly her destination, she soon finds that it was where she was meant to be. Where she was meant to be free, laugh and make new friends. Friends that whether or not she realized it yet, would become very important.

Name might change, I'm not sure if I'm really sold on this title or not
Character tags will be added as story progresses, just in case I decide not to put in a character originally planned.
I do have a prof-reader to prof-read this, but it might take some time until he can get around to it. In the meantime I don't know if I'll try and get a 2nd person or not, but regardless constructive criticism is very much welcome

This is a story about Sweetie getting what she's always dreamed of, and her desire to keep it despite the opposition of so many of her friends. She meets the stallion of her dreams and he falls for her too, but he has some well-founded reservations. She has met her Prince Charming and caught him, so surely her "happily ever after" is just starting?

Come with Sweetie as she explores her new found feelings, and join her in finding out where they may lead.

Notes: This is a story about foalcon, but I don't intend for there to be any sex scenes. I will change the tags if I'm ordered to by the mods, but I plan to keep it "teen".

If you find this fic too slow and decide to give up on it, go and take a look at the short story it was based off. It's pretty much the same thing, but in less than three hundred words! Also, don't read that yet unless you want the plot for this story spoiled -- obviously.

Pre-read by my beautiful assistant the vastly underappreciated Accidental Brony. Go and check his stuff out, it's always bugged me that it gets so many fewer views than it should.

When a strange visitor crashes into the Everfree one night, the main six are unsure as how to react. A creature with a shrouded past, and a twitchy trigger finger now unfortunately requires their assistance in order to return home. But distrust and fear are brewing on both sides, and neither is sure who will pop first, the colorful ponies, or the armed survivor. My first story, Enjoy

Please note, as of the date 3/3/2015, this story has undergone a mass edit/rewrite. It's much better now!

A thief from a parallel dimension has stolen the Alicorn Amulet. Now Twilight and her friends, as well as a few tag-alongs, are thrown into a bizarre new world, where they struggle to hold onto the values of friendship and harmony. But this dystopia may be more than the gang can handle, with evil emperors, sinister betrayals, and a dark past behind every pony they meet.

Takes place ten years after season four. all season 5 content will be ingored.

This story is a sequel to darkness spreads to the realms of equestria

I am trapped in the universe of midevil darkness with six other ponies and we were allabducted by the same dark force! We intend to give it a peace of our mind and show it whose boss!

These characters belong to their proper owners

The 4 abyssalite kings
Jasphieer the lord of insanity- The hatter/Eternal shadows/darker shadows

Marcus the reaper lord - Dark the undertaker

Void - Utopian king

Shadow lord Vortex - Dash attack

1000 years ago, Celestia made enemies and made out some ill checks. Her intentions were to keep Equestria safe from harm, and that seemed to work.

Now the enemies are back and this time they want revenge. What is Equestria to do? Without any of the Elements of Harmony being bound to Celestia, it seems that all hope is lost and that everyone is now part of the revenge plot.

Enter nineteen ponies, who seem simple and innocent enough, with simple jobs and simple existences. What makes these ponies special is that they all have faults and it's those faults that bring the Elements of Harmony back to life.

Now tasked with being the Elements, can these ponies look passed their faults and their past events to work efficiently or are the Elements going to only be a once used item and never work again?

Alternate Universe tag because of the fact that there are more elements and additional ponies to the mane six.

Rated T because of certain phrasing and also to be safe.