"I enjoy your visits and do hope you come by again soon!" Fluttershy said, waving Discord out the door. He had come by for a visit. He had made some cucumber sandwiches.
"Thank you, my dear Flutter-" Discord was cut off by the front door being litterally, ripped off it's hinges. In lunged, an extremely enraged Rainbow dash. Fluttershy wasn't aware of Rainbow's true nature at the moment. Mikel had landed on top of Discord and was pinning him on the ground.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A-" Mikel said, finishing off with something... incredible vulgar.
"DASHY! Such language!" Fluttershy tutted.
"I SWEAR TO GOD," Mikel continued, ignoring Fluttershy. "I'M GONNA REACH MY HAND, DOWN YOUR THOUGHT, AND RIP YOUR STOMACH OUT! I'LL THEN REMOVE YOUR SMALL INTESTINE AND WRAP IT AROUND YOU NECK, AND HANG YOU WITH IT!!!!" Mikel screamed at Discord, causing Fluttershy (and the newcomer Twilight) to let their mouth(s) drop open the floor.
"My my," Discord stifled a giggle. "Somepony has been watching too much Dan vs. lately."
"CUT THE SH*& DISCORD! You, are gonna put me back, in my body, OR SO HELP ME I'LL-" Mikel was cut off by Twilight covering his mouth with her hoof.
"Please don't ever, say anything like that again." Twilight said. She turned to Discord. "We know you did this to Mikel, now change him back this instant!"
"Why, what ever do you mean?" Discord said, stifling another laugh. Mikel's face was so read, a tomato is closer to her original collar than she is.
"Do you know what I've had to put up with!?!" Mikel screamed. He lowered his voice to a whisper. "I've had to... go... on myself because I'm too embarrassed to go to the bathroom. It's very confusing when you're not the same species or gender." Mikel raised his voice back to normal. "My life, may have been shi-" This time it was Flutter's turn to shove her hoof in Mikel's face.
"Maaaaybe you should, not talk for a while." Fluttershy said, making sure to finish up with a quiet: "but you don't have to!" Any brony would have to be deaf to not understand how Fluttershy tells somebody to shut up, so Mikel did just that. Fluttershy turned to Twilight. "Ok ok. Now, what proof do you have of... whatever it is you're mad about... being Discord's fault?"
"Well, when Mikel passed out in the Everfree forest from a snake bite, he heard Discord laughing." Twilight said. Fluttershy made a face, and Twilight continued. "I know, I know. Hering a voice in your head as your passing out from poison isn't solid proof. But it is proof when you hear it again when you're not passing out from snake venom." Fluttershy nodded her head. She Turned to Discord and raised an eyebrow.
"What?" Discord asked. "I was only granting his wish." Discord put on some reading glasses and pulled a stack of paper out from behind his back. "It clearly says that, right here in chapter one, and I quote: 'All I want, is to be Rainbow!" Mikel said angrily. How is that my fault." Discord made the cartoon halo of innocence appear above his head. Mikel shook his head.
"Ok, so 3 things wrong with that. 1, I didn't say that, I said I want a Rainbow dash tee as in t-shirt. 2, That also says 'all I want is a tee'. And 3... where did you get that?" Mikel asked.
"Internet." Discord responded in a dead-pan tone.
"How was that on the internet? And, follow up, how did you find the internet?"
"On my new apple." Discord said, Pulling a white apple from his 4th-dimensional back. Mikel then laughed.
"Oh I get it: apple! As in apple computers..." He laughed. "But that still doesn't get you off the hook. CHANGE ME BACK!" Mikel snapped.
"Fine... but first you gotta see this home video I found!" Discord made a reel-to-reel projector appear along with a couch and screen. The movie started.
"Hey! Don't think you're gonna distract us with your..." Mikel started before seeing what was being projected. His mouth dropped open. "What the..."
"I thought It would help lighten the situation a bit." Discord said, offering some pop-corn. Mikel thought for a moment.
"Meh. This should be good." He plopped on the sofa, and took some pop-corn. Fluttershy and Twilight looked at each other, and sat on the sofa.