A day as Dashie

by Cool writer


[7] Meanwhile...

BEEP 3.... BEEP 2.... BEEP 1.... BEEP!
Rainbow Dash, was standing in a bathroom, NOT made out of clouds. She was looking in the mirror, at the strange monster that she had become. She could stand on 2 legs, but she had 2 more that ended in noodles for some reason. Rainbow had found that she could move them.
"Discord." Rainbow sneered. "When I get my hooves on him..."
"OH the irony." One viewer laughed (Discord).
Rainbow tried to take a step, but she fell over and landed on her face.
"Owww..." Rainbow groaned. VVVVV! VVVVV! Something buzzed in the cloth wrapped around her lower half. Rainbow reached into a pouch on the cloth and pulled out the only thing in it: a small picture with a thick frame. VVVVV! The picture buzzed again, and Rainbow dropped it. The buzzing thing was a picture of her. At the top was the word, "Mom" and at the bottom was a green square and a red square. The green one said: "Answer" and the red one said "Decline". The squares and word "Mom" suddenly vanished! Leaving a black surface. Rainbow looked closer at it. The rim was silver, with a sliding switch and two buttons on the left side. There was another on the top. The bottom of the surface had a circle bottom, with a white square. Rainbow leaned in, propping herself up on her four legs. She sniffed the block. She slowly poked out her tongue and licked it. It tasted bitter.
"Oh, COME ON! That's just embarrassing!" The second to sit down (Mikel) said, slouching.
Rainbow stood up, flailing her upper legs to stay balanced. She leaned forward and speed into the wood door. Mistake.
"OH MY!" The timid one (Fluttershy, duh) gasped.
"Owww. Stupid door!" She said, about to kick it. Instead, she pushed the door, attempting to open it. This resulted in the force pushing her back. Rainbow grumbled.
"Ha ha ha!!!" The intelligent watcher (Twilight, duh) laughed.
She stood back up. "I need to get out of here. I gotta get back to Ponyville." Rainbow said to herself. She was able to open the door after an hour of attempts, and "How and the hay do you use these things." as well as other exclamations of anger. Rainbow stumbled out of the room and looked around the house. She walked until she found a kitchen.
GROWL! Rainbow actually jumped at the loud noise her tummy made. So, seeing as Rainbow was in the kitchen, she decided to get a snack. The room was quite rustic, it had a sleek wood counter and a silver colored fridge. Rainbow dug around in the fridge, looking for something good to eat. After throwing out lots of packages labeled "Oscar, Myers" (much to the annoyance of the slouching viewer) he finally found some cheese.
"Aww! That's my good cheese!" The sloucher said.
"Don't you mean, GOODE cheese?" The only male body said. The other viewers groaned at the bad pun.
Rainbow Dash devoured the cheese (in a speed that lived up to her name). After she finished the bag of "American Craft Singles" she continued on exploring. DING DONG! The sound of a door bell rang through the home. Rainbow walked to the front door. The door was circular and locked. She grumbled. After a minute, she looked through the peep-hole, just in time to see a large, black, metal box with "UPS" on it.
"UPS? What does UPS mean? UPSey daisy?" Rainbow shook her head.
The two ponies... and draquonicus that were in the right bodies were as confused as Rainbow.


"Ok, OK! That's enough. Turn it off!" Mikel said. "We've seen enough!" Discord snapped his fingers and the whole movie setup vanished.
"So, now that you know what happened whale you were gone... sort of... now you aren't too worried about what Rainbow did." Mikel looked down, as if he was looking over his glasses.
"We haven't seen the rest of the clip." Mikel said to John De-Discord.
"Well then, we've got a movie to watch." Discord said, re-creating the movie setup.
"Please don't."