Pinkie Pie has an existential crisis while painting her room. This self-parody is dedicated to Professor Piggy, who once told me that I could write a story about Pinkie watching paint dry and weave it into an incredible psychological journey. Let's see if he was right.

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Dramatic reading by MicTheMicrophoneZero.

Cover art by chaosdrop.

Pinkie had fought a demon inside her for a very long time and she gets caught one day, but not knowing what is happening she finds that her imaginary friend was murdering Innocent ponies brutally, she finds out that she did horrible things to her friend Dash, she looks for help but is only greeted by hate and disgust, Pinkie one of the most social ponies is rejected at every turn but she hopes to help her friend from the brink of insanity. On the way she develops a unwanted romantic entanglement with her friend but she doesn't care because all she wants is a friend.

When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*