What is a Wretch?

A dangerous freak of chaos magic, that's what.

Join a pair of Wretches as they fight for their right to survive, telling the tale of their lives through their own eyes as they learn just what makes a Wretch... A Wretch.

A collab fic between myself and this guy right here containing copious amounts of world altering and building, all told from the perspective of the main characters.

Words from the Hammer: Enjoy the read and be sure to comment. We don't hate critism: we thrive on it.

Vinyl Scratch, also known as DJ-P0n3, is one of the most famous DJs in Canterlot. But lately, she's been feeling like something's missing in her life. And then a gray Earth pony mare shows up at her club one night...

Author's Note: I wanted to do something different with the Octavia/Vinyl Scratch pairing. In all the stories I've read, Tavi was the reserved, more quiet one while Vinyl was the party girl. But what if it were the other way around? What if Vinyl was the more reserved one and Tavi the wild girl? This is my attempt to expand on that idea.

It hasn't been long since Twilight's coronation, and now she and all of Equestria must face their toughest challenge yet. An old enemy has returned more powerful than ever. The three princesses of Canterlot must raise an army to fight this battle. Among the troops is a cowardly stallion who retells his story.

This story is actually based off a dream I had soon after the season 3 finale.

Also, if you don't like the story, then I would appreciate if you explain why. I am more than open to criticism.

Twilight Sparkle has a deep, dark secret, something she's never told anyone. Can her friends help?

Short, Lighthearted Comedy One-shot. Enjoy.

Pinkie Pie wants a pineapple.

No ordinary fruit will do, she needs a Sweet Apple Acres pineapple.

Pinkie won't let little things like Applejack's logic "A pineapple ain't an apple!"
or Twilight's loss of sanity "She's right, go to the store!" stand in her way.

What follows is a tale of romance, science, and pinecones.

Also, Twilight summons a demonic entity but that happens every month so isn't important.

Credit goes to ArshnessDreaming for the cover image
http://arshnessdreaming.deviantart.com/

One beautiful morning, Twilight Sparkle decides she wants a free salad. After a small amount of theft, assault, battery, and arson, she sits down to enjoy what is sure to be the best tasting salad ever.

...Or she would have, if it weren’t for the Equestrian Intelligence Service locking her up as a potential threat to national security. Now, Twilight must escape a maximum security holding facility hidden deep underneath Canterlot. And to do it, she’ll need a paperclip, a spymare catsuit, an escape plan, and an alliance with the dastardly Drakbog, King of Frogs.