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Tonight on Bottom Gear, Twilight eats a pineapple, Applejack goes berserk, and Rainbow Dash falls in love with a box of tissues. I think. There's some other stuff that happens too, but everyone's too brain-dead to summarize it all.
This is the worst possible way to celebrate a Fimfiction milestone, mark my words.
Sex tag for innuendos all throughout this garbage fire. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Collab credits in the author's note. :V
Disclaimer: there was, for a while, roughly 20 or so peeps working on this at the same time. This absolute carnage was somehow cleaned up into fitting precisely 5,000 words according to Fimfiction's word counter, and I still have no idea how we managed to do that. Do not expect quality, or even relevant memes. Oof.
Dedicated to this lovely dumpster-fire of a site that we call home. 
We have successfully polluted the featured box with our garbage! Huzzah!
And now, the 500,000th story has been paired with the 500,000th account! Huzzah! (again!)
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