Anon decides, despite every bit of logical sense, to boop an angelic pony after exploiting her for chores. This could only end well. Maybe with a cute wife! Wait, what?
The Goddess Of Shadows. What is she truly? Even she doesn't really know...but at the same time it doesn't really matter anymore. Come, come take a seat and listen as The Goddess herself bestows upon you the story of her beloved soul mate.
A Juggernaut wakes up in a crashed ship, and makes it his goal to kill as many enemies as he can before he falls. Nobody is more surprised than he when something other than enemy soldiers are waiting outside...