A rush of mares in moth-eaten rags and their foals were hustling towards the infamous citadel, in hopes of curing their offspring from the numerous diseases they had. Every foal had at least two slowly eating away at their mind, ever since the apocalypse that plagued Equestria.
"Attention! Attention! This is the Equestrian Dispatch!"
The radio message would glitch and buzz. It was coming from the citadel, as it had many times earlier. When the message was over, the familiar tune was played.

The tune. This god-forbidden tune had been spreading its' cryptic message for far too long. They say it causes mass hysteria and even suicide, mainly for foals. Some say its' a government-created cleanse of overpopulation. Others argue over if the familiar tune played at the citadel contains noise frequencies that lead to panic. All mothers bring their foals to the citadel, as a way to protect them from the famine-ridden apocalypse.

Trigger Warning for suicide, gore, and famine. Read at your own risk.

It is the big day for Fluttershy and Discord: their wedding day.

Their friends are happy for them, Fluttershy's family are elated that their little girl is getting married and ready to welcome Discord into the family with open hooves, Angel Bunny is not too pleased by his owner's choice of partner, but is happy for Fluttershy, and Spike has the honor being Discord's best drake, while Rainbow Dash gets the honor of Fluttershy's mare of honor.

Some ponies may not approve or understand what they see in each other, but the draconequus and pegasus don't care what they think. They're happy together, and to them, that's all that matters.

Cover art is not mine. It belongs to Eveeka.

Discord deals with the crippling anxiety of being less successful than his younger brother, Jerry Seinfeld.

Don't worry this is a fic about nothing.

This was the lovely idea voted on by Patrons in October. If you wanna vote on future Patreon projects, consider joining using the link found here.

Proofread by the ever loyal RoMS and Undome Tinwe, and by a new face on fim, SerPounce. All of whom are bae tier and deserve attention.

Cover art was unfortunately created by me, but it used vectors from AceWissle whose stuff is hype.

"That fact that this actually exists has restored my faith in humanity... - IDontWatchMLP

"I think this may well qualify as the strangest crossover I've ever encountered, full stop." - FanOfMostEverything

"This is exactly the proper amount of weird. I love it!" - Heartshine

- EXCITING NEWS BELOW!!!!

NEW COVER ART ALSO MADE BY ChaoticBoop.

At Canterlot University, Fluttershy, a young and beautiful twenty-six-year-old girl, dreams of becoming a veterinarian. She and her friends are studying different careers, but they all must pass one important class: Advanced Chemistry.

Dean Celestia wished her oldest friend would have asked her, literally, anything else but teaching Science class at her college. Discord is not the most responsible or serious person she knows, at all. But he is willing to be a good and "funny" teacher as long as he can pay his rent and have a fresh new start.

For being a forty-one-year-old man, Discord's known for being childish, weird, eccentric, and chaotic. But when he meets a certain young student, he is fascinated with her kindness and curiosity for learning, making him considerate her as his "favorite student".

But what started as an innocent and un peculiar friendship, becomes a passionate and forbidden romance, leading to worries with the school rules, students gossiping, and even the authorities. All goes from bad to worse when a new Gym trainer is introduced, with a dark past and dangerous intentions with the students, especially the attractive animal lover girl.

*This is story is inspired by a friend from Discord Server called @ChaoticBoop. Her amazing imagination and drawings inspire me to write this story. The amazing Cover Art and the other drawings on one of the chapters are also made by her. Follow her on Tumblr: https://thechaoticboop.tumblr.com/

NOTE: Some ideas from this story are hers, and other ideas are originally mine. She deserves credit for this story as much as I do.

WARNING: This story is a Teenage rating but there will be drawings and some dark things in a character's past. There are gonna be some really explicit and specific scenes, for +18 years- old only! Written and drawn. BUT NOTHING UNCENSORED! There'll be a content warning at the chapter title. Read under your own responsibility.

Also:
QueenZozer, another friend in the Discord server, with ChaoticBoop, has done Audio Readings of "My Chemistry Teacher" fanfic! I can not tell you how honored and touched I am about this, so here are the links of the chapters made so far, in case you want to download them and listen to them. Their voices are very accurate! Hope you enjoy them!
Chapter 1: http://www.mediafire.com/file/1mw0lj2qs28otpa/Chapter_1_of_My_Chemisty_Teacher_Final.wav/file
Chapter 2: http://www.mediafire.com/file/jr2uqd6cud0q5sn/Chapter_2_of_My_Chemistry_Teacher_Final.wav/file
Chapter 3: http://www.mediafire.com/file/k8y9q9gbu7vvjb8/Chapter_3_of_My_Chemistry_Teacher_Final.wav/file
Chapter 4: http://www.mediafire.com/file/xh39vt87x8you2b/Chapter_4_of_My_Chemistry_Teacher_FINAL.wav/file
Chapter 5: http://www.mediafire.com/file/y70kh724spft319/Chapter_5_of_My_Chemistry_Teacher_FINAL.wav/file
Chapter 6: http://www.mediafire.com/file/hxqoa2m6d5ncsuh/Chapter_6_of_My_Chemistry_Teacher_FINAL.wav/file

I'll post the rest of the chapters on the description once the new ones are released.
Hope you'll like them! And special thanks to Queen Zozer and ChaoticBoop!

Here are the BLOOPERS, in case you want to hear them:
C1 & 2: http://www.mediafire.com/file/ywoxucrmtf7jq9e/Chapters1%25262Bloopers_of_My_Chemistry_TeacherFINAL.wav/file
C3: http://www.mediafire.com/file/bclbf3pk20ah8jz/Chapter_3_Bloopers_of_My_Chemistry_Teacher.wav/file
C4: http://www.mediafire.com/file/q6hgeirxjhc9fus/Chapter_4_of_My_Chemistry_Teacher_Bloopers.wav/file
C5: http://www.mediafire.com/file/7agx7pvwv0lisec/Chapter_5_of_My_Chemistry_Teacher_Bloopers.wav/file
C6: http://www.mediafire.com/file/evc13nqwpvpk7wi/Chapter_6_of_My_Chemistry_Teacher_Bloopers_FINAL.wav/file

Pinkie Pie feeds Fluttershy some pony-bacon cupcakes. Fluttershy knows exactly what they are, and she likes them anyway. They decide to become vigilante cannibal serial killers, as you do. But have they bitten off more than they can chew? And what will happen when Twilight finds out?

Based super-loosely on KingMoriarty's Horsemeat for the Springtime-Sequel-Slash-Sandbox Switcheroo contest. Gore and violence are low-key in execution, but super disturbing in concept.

Edited by Scoots.