YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE · 5:07pm Apr 4th, 2021
Alright listen here you little shit. I don't know who you are, but I'll be damned if I'm ROASTED ALIVE at a family diner without a fight.
You were here, next table over from where I'm still sitting, drinking my coffee, my lunch is finished but my vengeance has only begun to growl, hungry.
You were talking with two others, lady and an old guy. You're just leaving as I'm getting my food. You comment about Space Jam 2, and the lady says something about leaving Bugs Bunny alone, and that you watch too many cartoons.
Then you have the audacity to laugh, and as you walk by me, say so it's clear as fucking day-
"Yeah, but at least I don't watch My Little Pony."
Then pat my shoulder.
I was left stunned, speechless, coffee cup hovering just below my mouth.
I have a blacked out Big Macintosh pin on my work hat, and it's subtle enough that unless you knew the show you wouldn't really recognize it.
So don't even try to get away with that shit. This blog will be a notice, and if you're the tiniest bit involved in the fandom, this will find you.
I'm in Waterford, where I work. We will meet again, and I will have my vengence, by singing Winter Wrap Up in your face next time we meet, because no Celestia fearing Brony can not sing along to the best show song.
You owe me lunch.
Better yet, have a nice Rarity t-shirt with you, and hand it to him. "Here's the one you wanted. You can pay me for it later."
*cracks knuckles* who we fightin fam??
5490121
better yet.....Sweetie Belle
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This is how mobs happen. you can't just insult that guy who wrote My Little Dashie 2: Dash Harder and get away with it! the fiend! the absolute scoundrel!
Eh, hold him down and draw a cutie mark on his face in colored sharpie. I’m thinking Cheerilee’s. It’s instructive!
Plot twist: he patted your shoulder to assure you he didn't mean anything by it.
(Yes, I agree, he was probably being a dick.)
awshid
That's an interesting way to spell Art of the Dress.
5490136
Ahahah, that's amazing. Bravo.
Oh! Organize a flash mob performance of it!
Damn. Get 'em Rob!
"Now I haven't been counting so I don't know if I have all six Elements or just five. So the question is:
"Do ya feel lucky, punk?
"Well, do ya?"
Godspeed?
Dude, my sides
I hope you meet them and they pay you that lunch it'd be hilarious.
how do I like this golden blog post?
Sing it loud and proud, Rob! Wish I could be there to do it with you and see the look on his face!
Someone left a giddy up Sweetie Bell tucked into a sign at my work a couple years back... I know exactly how you feel Rob.
5490180
That's an interesting way of spelling This Day Aria.
oh shit that crazy bro good luck kicking his butt
I'm curious about how the lady and old guy reacted. Did they even get the implications of what that dude had said?
To note, this guy saw you, knew you, didn’t approach you, but then waited until he could roast you.
Amazing.
Patting random strangers on the shoulder? In this economy?
Get him tf back mate
Bones heal, break his spirit
I hope you find the guy but even if you don't this post is hilarious to read.