Hands: The Master of Chaos · 4:21pm Dec 7th, 2019
Discord: "BWAHAHAHAHA! Oh, sweet, wonderful chaos!" *Is making cats and dogs dance in tutus while juggling exploding bananas*
Shepherd: "Pfffft."
Discord: "What-Do you not approve, Shepherd?"
Shepherd: *rolls his eyes* "Well, it was cool seeing you warp reality like this... But after a while it all got... Samey. I mean, chocolate rain? Really?"
Discord: "Hmph! I'm centuries old! Do you really think you can judge my chaos? Come on! Say it!" *He pokes Shepherd in the chest*
Shepherd: "I'm just saying, it feels like you're trying wayyyyy too hard at this. Too lol random. Like, oh no! It's something doing something it's not supposed to! How amazing! Pay attention to meee!"
Discord: "Oh really? Do you think you could do better?"
Shepherd: "Watch me." *Grabs a cardboard box, and uses a pen to write on the side* "Best... Pony..." *He then stealthily puts the box in the center of town square, and backs away* "Now, wait for it..."
Ten minutes later... A brawl has broken out amongst the ponies over the box.
Derpy: "I'm the best pony!"
Octavia: "No, ME!"
Rainbow Dash: "GIVE ME IT! IT'S MINE!"
Big Mac: "Nnnope!"
Lucky: "I NEED IT!"
Pinkie: "GIMME GIMME GIMME!"
Shepherd: *Looks over at Discord, smug face set on Clarkson*
Discord: "... Well! I'm draconequus enough to admit when I'm wrong. Your world must be such an amazing place! So full of chaos! I can't wait to visit!"
Shepherd: "Thank you."
Twilight: "SHEPHERD! WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
Shepherd: *wince* "... I knew I shouldn't have let my pride get the better of me..."
Discord: "Heeheehee! This is going to be good!"
Inspired by that one fic. You know the one...
.....
Steals best pony box while everypony isn’t looking and takes it to the Crystal Empire, and then puts Sombra in it.
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You know this means war, right?
Is that how the Sombra War alternate timeline started?
If you can't get golden apples, cardboard works as a substitute.
Pinkie pie deserves that box.
Twilight: How could you? First my box goes missing and now this!
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Especially when one prints on it with fancy inks!
*Casts Possibility Storm and Wild Evocation, grabs popcorn, and watches*
I can't like blogs, make a Hands Shorts Collection thing so i can like this.
I'm hoping Fluttershy isn't involved in that brawl, because she is The Best Pony.
There, I said it.
Reminds me of a fic where a human showed Discord the Old Spice commercials.
Discord cried happy tears of joy.
I was just rewatching Grand Tour so I know the Clarkson smug face your talking about
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The Inquisition would like to know your location
This is based of one of the better "Anon" stories.
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Sweats nervously
Uh, um... It might have... But that timeline is erased! So we’re safe! ...Maybe.
Ah, the Golden Apple of Discord. Or, Cardboard Box Of Shepherd in this case.
It's all fun and games until Dash spends eight years sulking in her cloud house ad Scootaloo impersonates her only to get beaten by a noble yet doomed enemy.
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Please tell me story name?
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Which one?
At least he hasn't invented a laser pointer...
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Found it!
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/454089/thinking-inside-the-box
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That was the inspiration.
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What part of The Tenth Circle of Hell do you not understand?
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We'll prepare an evesor, just for you
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(Loads shotgun with eight gauge magnum, sharpens shovel and Bowie knife to razor sharpness, puts on riot gear, a.k.a.: paintball armor.) Let. Them. Come.
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I understood that reference. And upvoted because it's a crime that nobody's done so yet.
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By modern standards it is kind of an obscure reference.