Hands: Meat 1

Shepherd: *Sitting down to a meal with a cow... And it's steak*

Shepherd: "Er... You sure you're okay with this?"

Cow: "Oh yes. Circle of life and all that!"

Shepherd: "I mean, you knew this cow."

Cow: "Yes."

Shepherd: "And she was close to you."

Cow: "As close as enemies can get. Hurry up, she's getting cold!"

Shepherd: "..." *Slowly cuts a piece. Lifts it to his mouth. Takes a bite.*

Cow: "Yessss... How does that bitch taste? Fatty from all the grass she stole from me? Rich like all the bulls she stole from me?! HOW DOES IT FEEL, MABEL?! HOW DOES IT FEEL?!"

Shepherd: "And I think we're done here." *Gets up with his plate and walks out of the restaurant*

Cow: "BURN IN HELL, MABEL!"

Shepherd: "STOP YELLING AT MY MEAT!"

Comments

[L0rd0f7hund3r]

And here i though vengeance was a dish best served cold… not medium rare with a side of cole slaw and mashed potatoes.

[FanOfMostEverything]

And I thought the cows at Milliways were bad. The only thing worse than wanting to be eaten is someone else wanting you to be eaten.

[Jake The Army Guy]

To quote Dennis Leary: eggplant tastes like eggplant, but meat? Meat tastes like murder, and that tastes pretty goddamn good!

[A.P.O.N.I.]

[Blade Star]

After all, as your mother tells you, and my mother certainly told me, it is important, she always used to say, to always try new things.

[matt s0101745]

Now I'm imagining a cow crime syndicate that kills its rivals and serves them as food for carnivores.

[WhispersInTheDark]

Cow: "Yessss... How does that bitch taste? Fatty from all the grass she stole from me? Rich like all the steers she stole from me?! HOW DOES IT FEEL, MABEL?! HOW DOES IT FEEL?!"

Shepherd: "And I think we're done here."

O my God this had me laughing my ass off!

[BronyWriter]

*snerk*

[Arkonfleight]

Shepherd: "Please don't make this weird."
Equestria:
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[Georg]

Steers?

[Ardashir]

I always knew that cows could get pushy and nasty with each other, but this is a whole new level!

I can almost hear Gilda saying, 'And ponies have the nerve ta complain about how we act.'

[Stolenalicorn]

Shepherd: "STOP YELLING AT MY MEAT!"

[itsune9tl]

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Twilight: Phrasing! Andrew, Phrasing!

[Stolenalicorn]

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Thanks for reminding me.

[HorseWordFan]

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Moo-urder Incorporated?

[Menelaus Redz]

I wish we can like/thumbs up blog posts.

[WozWuzHere]

To quote JonTron: "I have several questions."

[EnderHooves]

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I've actually got that printed on a shirt. "Meat is murder, tasty tasty murder"

Nice little short. Is it bad I expected the cow to take a bite of the steak?