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That's right, as of 4-something a.m. on Wednesday, I am 25 years old!
The best present I could ask her would be to go to sleep and wake up to a bunch of super short shitty stories in the comment section here.
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Are you crying?
Do you want to?One day I bought a game called For Honor
I disconnected
The End.
happy bird day
Happy Birthday, Super Trampoline!
(Do they need to be new stories?)
Here's an old super short stupid story for ya'!
Once, there was an ugly barnacle.
He was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.
One time my cousins and I stayed on a single Call of Duty:United Offensive dedicated server for like 30 hours
The community was awesome back then. It was PC and mods were lots of fun. This server had no mods and the map was always Foy. Snowy Belgian village. Tanks and flak guns. And jeeps! The jeeps are important
So after trading off for like a solid day we got bored and thought--hey I wonder how hard it is to get kicked? So we got a jeep and waited until someone climbed on to our gun
And then we drove them straight into a minefield. His name was Bob
Bob was baffled. We did it again with a tank. And again. And again to others
Until Bob realized that there were no rules. Nothing stopping us. This map could no longer contain us. So we started driving poor fools into land mines after death defying joy rides with Bob
And that's how we shattered the suspension of disbelief through virtual suicide at 13
Also happy birthday and you're great
Happy Birthday! Unfortunately I don't have any little crap stories to tell.
One year closer to the sweet embrace of death.
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4501871 that was a wild ride
Into a minefield
4501881 NOT HELPING
Only 31 years until you're eligible to retire, provided you actually save some money, all of the retirement fund hasn't been spent on blow and hookers for Senators by then, etc...
Huh. My grandmother turned 88 today. Well, happy birthday. I tried to get my latest fic as feature-baity as I could, but alas, no such luck.
Seriously, though, have a good one. Quarter century old is quite the milestone.
Here's a touching story for the ol' chop chop.
The wind flowed spraying like into Digimon's face but he was not intrested. The wrold needed to be saved becuse an evil scintist had created a machine that culd destory it! Digimon has a hard time getting into the scientist lair where the man had a gun.
"It's too late," he smiled. It was an evil smile that he held the gun with.
"No it's not too late YOU MONSTER! I WIIL DESTORY YOU!" and he charged. And he used his digimon powar to kill him. The wrold was saved from evil.
"Hooray I saved the wolrd!" he shouted. "THE WORLD IS SAFE"
CHAPTER TWO:
Digimon goes home
But he found that on the way home there was no road. It was too late like the scintist said. He had already destored the road and the people were trapped on the island that they were trapped in. There was nothing he could do. So he went home and cried.
4502162 liek if u cri evrtim
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