Presented without comment

... Minific writing prompt, go.

Comments

[horizon]

Source: The Internet.

(... seriously, I'd have linked to the source, but it contains NSFW art. Google the first 6-8 words if you need to know more, but it's probably not worth your time.)

Edited to add: The Youtube link in the source text is dead.

[KitsuneRisu]

Zerg's back, isn't he.

[Professor Plum]

This is literally the only thing I understood from that

[Majin Syeekoh]

This reads like pure madness.

And I know madness.

[Themaskedferret]

3455624 I have to admit I understood more than that, but oh jeez.

[Bradel]

3455616
Are you sure this isn't U.S. House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy?

[Titanium Dragon]

3455640
This reminds me of a conversation on 538:

Doc Zhivago: No Way I’d ever vote for Jeb Bush. He cannot intelligently articulate conservative principles.

William Jacob Farrell: To be fair, I’ve yet to hear anyone intelligently articulate conservative principles. Let’s not hold him to an impossible standard.

[FanOfMostEverything]

My Little Timecube: Education is Stupid

[Bradel]

3455616
Also, hey wait!

Didn't you say presented without comment? Get outta here, you loser. You're invalidating your own blog title.

[Rao the Red Sun]

The frightening part is that this probably makes perfect sense to someone.

[horizon]

3455671
DON'T YOU GET IT?! Truth controlled by the Second Order of Illuminati who were, BANISHED with R63 Belial's evil twin in Nightmare Moon, meaning it's OPPOSITE with,no comment day.

[Winston]

wat
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OOOOH, I GET IT!!!!

This is about how it went down in my head. I heard something about ectoplasm, so I'm guessing the smooze is involved. I'm pretty sure we're all boned. Nothing can stop the smooze. I'm off to go get my affairs in order (for however much good that will do).

[Bradel]

3455689
Does the second order of illuminati come free when you pay for the first?

[horizon]

3455696
No, they're buy-one-get-one-half-off.

[djthomp]

Some things really just aren't meant to make sense to those who aren't as crazy as the original writer.

[ponichaeism]

[Trick Question]

"presented without comment"

[Axis of Rotation]

Oh hey you found my old youtube channel.

[arcum42]

That honestly looks to me like it might have come out of a Markov Chain generator. Which, of course, can be great fun for generating silly text and a fun computer program to write when looking for something to do...

--arcum42

[OleGrayMane]

[Cynewulf]

those anarchistic bastards summonin up our gods and worshipping our belials

I almost want to try

[ponichaeism]

3456296

Speaking of Markov Chains....

That post is still easier to comprehend than The Illuminatus! Trilogy.

[Blue_Paladin42]

....Hmmm....Nah.

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[horizon]

3456059
Still, you've got to admit that my "presented without comment" logic makes more sense than the source material.

3456355
Well, if you do, hide your Illuminati membership card, or God's angel Discord will get with the smitin'.

3456364
Wow, I didn't even have to say your name three times into a mirror!

That's about the read I got out of it too, but I interpreted the "them" in "till he all removes them" as referring back to the anarchistic bastards rather than the rays, meaning that they would also have been the dreamers of the dreams. YMMV.

[Starlight_Flight]

*facehoof* I can even, but that would take effort and it would hurt. That poor kid, trapped in such a twisted mind....

[Super Trampoline]

3456507 I waited with baited breath to see if the cat would fit.