Oh man I've been buuuuuuuuuuuusy. Like, so much so. Just moved town and had to get everything situated in a new house. Plus, I've finally adopted a kiddo, so I got that going for me, which is great. More difficult than I ever thought it would, but the wife and I managed to get everything down pat (for now at least).
Hey, it's that time of year again. With the colder weather and changing leaves. Or more along the lines of Florida terms, absolutely no difference whatsoever! Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Well, uh, people... yeah, it's been rough. On me at least. You guys on the other hand could still be having a rad time. Or something. I'm not trying to put you down here. Just trying to be... real? I guess.
Lemme tells ya, trying to find a decent internet reception in Miami sucks balls. But on the bright side they have incredibly fruity drinks over here, which is rad.
Also holy fuck so much shit in my feed message. Haven't checked Skype in a long time. So many things. So little time.
That 4th GIF is my all time favorite SpongeBob moment. Patrick totally reminds me of a buddy I had when I was in the Army; he was from Ocala. Being a Floridian, I'm sure you know what I mean.
2656721 He actually had a full set of teeth and a few tattoos. He was the most hillbilly person I had ever met in my life, though, and not too bright. Despite that, he was the most down-to-earth and friendly person. Definitely someone I would like to have my back in a firefight.
Funny thing is, even though he weighed a good (and solid) 250 pounds, I managed to get him to tap out the one time he decided to wrestle me at random. I earned much cred with the other guys in my barracks that day.
He was gonna write a fic, but then he got high. He was gonna write some serious shit, but then he got high. Now I'm reading Bob's crazy shit, and I know why~y!
Because he got high, because he got high, because he got-
2657328 Long story short: The Flying Dutchman's ship gets messed up somehow (I think), and is right over Spongebob's house. He haunts Spongebob to the point where he's grown used to his company, thus leaving poor Dutchy to go into a slump.
Later on, Spongebob reinvigorates him by telling him that Squidward doesn't believe in ghosts.
He's lost it you guys.
2656697 He had it?
How high are you, Bob?
I have a terrible secret to reveal about Rainbowbob, everyone...
He secretly hates the show Spongebob Squarepants
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All I had and will have is swag.
Fapitalism....
Huh.
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LIES!
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TRUTH!
That 4th GIF is my all time favorite SpongeBob moment. Patrick totally reminds me of a buddy I had when I was in the Army; he was from Ocala. Being a Floridian, I'm sure you know what I mean.
2656698 lol, he never had it
2656704 Such swag.
What? I don't, wait, what?
Ghandi
Never mind, I know your pain.
I'll tell ya hwut, Bobby.
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I'm worried about your mental state.
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Baby you know it.
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Being from Ocala I can only wager a guess he had more tattoos than teeth, yes?
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You should be worried about your face.
Because.
It ugly.
That last image: This isn't even my final form!
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He actually had a full set of teeth and a few tattoos. He was the most hillbilly person I had ever met in my life, though, and not too bright. Despite that, he was the most down-to-earth and friendly person. Definitely someone I would like to have my back in a firefight.
Funny thing is, even though he weighed a good (and solid) 250 pounds, I managed to get him to tap out the one time he decided to wrestle me at random. I earned much cred with the other guys in my barracks that day.
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Yeah, I know, it's awesome.
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A full set of teeth? Damn, his dad must've been a lawyer to afford all of that!
That's it! Give me some of those pills, I wanna write again!
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That'll be tree fiddy.
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I'll be honest: every time I looked at him, I could faintly hear a banjo playing the song from Deliverance.
2656742 But I have don't have tree fiddy that damn loch ness monster took it!
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You don't need magic pills to start writing again! Reach deep down inside yourself and find the desire to wri-
Shit. Here I am spouting motivational crap when I can't get back to writing myself.
Pot calling the kettle black, I suppose.
RainbowBob's gay show us your butt.
RainbowBob's taking his injuries really hard. Drugs for days.
I broke Rainbowbob. And Cookieclicker
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Cheers!
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He was gonna write a fic, but then he got high. He was gonna write some serious shit, but then he got high. Now I'm reading Bob's crazy shit, and I know why~y!
Because he got high, because he got high, because he got-
You get the point. xD
2656751 *facedesk* Pls no, Manes.
I think FimFic broke Bob
So many of these are now fukken saved.
Ah, good to see you are recovering from your accident and you are back to your old self.
*backs away slowly*
Wow. It's been a while since last I saw SpongeBob. I'm unfamiliar with that last one.
2657328 Long story short: The Flying Dutchman's ship gets messed up somehow (I think), and is right over Spongebob's house. He haunts Spongebob to the point where he's grown used to his company, thus leaving poor Dutchy to go into a slump.
Later on, Spongebob reinvigorates him by telling him that Squidward doesn't believe in ghosts.
Why'd you feel the need to blog your entire SpongeBob gif collection?
First thoughts on this blog post.
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Then friends come in.
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And finally. After a long time of processing the information, this is the result.
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