There ain't no rakes on the grape train!

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

Welcome to the crazy house of Soarin'! While I don't necessarily have interest in the ponies anymore, I do still dream of writing decent fics.

I'm back 4 years later to apologize to everyone who read my stories this is really fucking cringeworthy lmao

For now, simply a fledgeling writer and avid reader of various pony fictions.

short bio: Is a super paranoid anxious person who can't finish his story within a reasonable fashion

Keeper of arcane secrets. Battlecruiser enthusiast.

homeschooled teen brony from north carolina who enjoys a good story

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy-mb1EBKRs

25-year-old Australian aspiring writer.

Horse words and horse word accessories.

How in the blazes do you work this blasted thing?