“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

Crackshipper par excellence | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

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A star drifting through the cosmos.

Deadhorse.

Mostly harmless.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

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Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Just this Scottish Gryphon, y'know?

A collaborative experiment involving ponies, RPGs, and storytelling.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Still waiting to hear back on my albatross application.

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

Random PMs about anything or nothing are always welcome. :3

Sorry to say that I'm going to be doing nothing more than reading when and if I'm ever on here. See the blog on my user page for slightly more info. Arrivederci..

My Linktr.ee

You don't see me.

Everytime you hit the like button on a story, Lumina smiles.

Poor by Overflow

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

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Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I sometimes write but mostly edit. I'm also a PR for The Royal Guard.