Somewhat active

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

time is a crime

Is that a terrorist?!?

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!