I like to dance without pants, got it, yo'? I enjoy all types of stories, but I especially love ones with explosions. I'm your average -5 year old boy, ya' know? I've seen just 'bout everything, boy.

Haven't watched since S3.... but I love the fanfiction.

Just a fan of fun stories, looking to enjoy them, and when I can finally grab enough time for myself write them once more!

i think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down

"Do you want to screw or is returning what I think might be a show of interest going to turn into a sexual harassment lawsuit?"

"You want to be my lover?! Earn it! Seduce me!"

I do stuff. What sort of stuff has yet to be determined.

72 21 42 26 That will be all Over and out.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

There ain't no rakes on the grape train!

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

i am just a person who sometimes makes stories.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Kill me.

I shall vow to follow everyone.

I honestly don't know why I am still here. Oh well, more stories to read!

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that