All bubble-blowing fillies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied pony in the bar (bar).

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Just your typical American Brony who believes in our Big God Given Rights, defends our freedoms and the Constitution, and leads The American Resistance against the corrupt radical left in Washington.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Just a guy who likes writing and reading some pony fanfiction.

I AM SCIENTIFICALY CRAZY!

My stories are converted from greentext, so take that into account. Also all my characters name's are Anon. It's an /mlp/ thing.

"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

Hello everyone!! Wanted to let you know that i have accounts on Furaffinity and Fanfiction under the name PuzzleMaster1998. I love doing puzzles, adore foxes, and favorite villain is Chrysalis.

OG brony who really loves Crossover fics. Twilight is my waifu, and I'm not ashamed of it.

Commission Status: FULL

"Don't be sorry. Be better."

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Female Writer, Bisexual Writer, Smolder X Mare Crackship Connoisseur. Creator of the Smolderverse, and writer of many other kinds of clop and SFW stories (Commissions temporarily OPEN)