"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

I'm going to follow everyone...and there is nothing you can do about it!

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I shall vow to follow everyone.

oh my god i am so sorry

I love donuts and ponies, therefore i am a dony.

Retired, but I still check in.

"You think you know me..."

I'm a historian by training, a teacher by trade.