Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

I like ponies.

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

A fellow traveler...